Y/n's POV
"Applicant #302, Gittarackur, is the third to pass. Total time, twelve hours and two minutes."
"I'd figured you'd already crossed the finish line." Who you is? Who you be? I don't even know your ass. No but seriously, do I know you?
"Y/n this is Illumi's disguise~" Hisoka explained after noticing that I was confused. Oh, He looks way better without it. "Gittarackur." Illumi, er Gittarackur? Said.
"All right! I'm the first to finish!" You're not though?
"Applicant #295, Hanzo, it the fourth to pass. Total time, twelve hours and three minutes." Oh it's the stupid bald guy.
"No! I can't believe this! I came in fourth..." Did- Did he just speedrun the five stages of grief?
"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance." I mumble underneath my breath. Causing Hisoka and Il-Gittarackur to look at me.
"He just speedran grief." I explain while pointing at Bald guyᵗᵐ, causing Hisoka to laugh.
"Hey Glitter-Cracker want to play cards?" I ask, maybe he can beat Hisoka.
"Gittarackur. And not with him." Glitter-Cracker responds, causing Hisoka to frown.
"I'll call you Glitter-Cracker until you play cards with us."
"I can and will murder you." Glitter-Cracker says, now holding a yellow pin.
"Ooo, are those enchanted with Nen?" I ask.
"you know Nen?" Glitter-Cracker questions.
"I just found out about today, now play cards with us." I explain
"No."
"Please Glitter-Cracker"
"No."
"Glitter-Cracker"
"No."
"Glitter-Cracker"
"No."
"Glitter-Cracker"
"No."
"Glitter-Cracker"
"Fine." That worked!?
"Hm~ I'm surprised that worked~" I'm surprised I didn't die!
"You are aware that he will cheat, right?" Gittarackur asks, now sitting beside me and Hisoka.
"Yep." I respond.
"And you still want to play?" Why do I want to play? Ehhh doesn't matter.
✨Timeskip✨ because we all know that Hisoka cheated and won every game.
"I'm quitting." Gittarackur said, setting his cards down.
"I'm also quitting." I add, also setting my cards down.
"Aw~ And we we're having so much fun~" Hisoka taunted.
"You. You were having so much fun." Gittarackur corrected.
"Why did I want to play cards with you anyways?" I question.
"I have no idea." Gittarackur responds.
"Don't be like that~ You're both just sore losers~" Hisoka taunted again.
"Yes I am. Now my only goal is to annoy the shit out of you." I replied.
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Wrong number (HxH)
FanfictionYou get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
