Wrong number (HxH)

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(I've had almost no motivation to write for the past couple of days so updates might be slow- I still have the fastest upload schedule known to wattpad tho😫- also I'm tired asf so the proofreading on this might suck-)

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or I'll continue to procrastinate writing 😗 (Gonna procrastinate anyways-)

"So, what do we do now?" Killua asked after we got into the auction.

"Hmmm.. we could teleport to Chrollo." Gon suggested.

"Might cause chaos, so sure." Killua replied.

After teleporting to Chrollo we did what all mentally unstable children would, and T-posed while stating disturbing spider facts.

"Did you know that some spiders use their webs as slingshots?"

"Did you know that, due to ballooning, it can rain spiders?"

"Did you know that spiders liquefy their pray?"

"Did you know that spiders can work together In colonies of up to 50,000?"

"Did you know that most spiders can swim?"

"Did you know that spiders can survive in space? You'll never escape spiders."

"Did you know that some spiders will cannibalize their mates?"

"Did you know that spiders are on almost every continent? Have we mentioned that you can't escape spiders?"

"Did you know that spiders can lay hundreds of eggs at once?"

"Did you know that some spiders look like ants?"

"Did you know that spiders grow out of their skin, it's technically an exoskeleton but still."

"Did you know that-"

"Alright, what do you want?" Chrollo asked. You can never escape spiders Chrollo. Never. Spiders are always watching you. You'll never really be alone.

"...We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty." Killua replied. Killua you are now the third favorite.

"And I thought Y/n was bad.." Chrollo muttered. So rude. Please imagine the crying emoji.

"Ignore them, what are you doing?" Gon asked. Ignore us? Ouch.

"Waiting for assassins." Chrollo replied. You're just sitting here, waiting for assassins to try to kill you? Sounds boring.

"Hey Killua, do you think you're family will be here?" Gon questioned. Glitter bomb the Zoldycks?

"They might show up."

"Alright, but glitter bombing the Zoldycks." I said.

"Yes." Everyone replied, including Chrollo. Now all we have to do is hope the Zoldycks actually show up. We need professional assassins covered in glitter.

"Hey do you think Illumi would kill me if he gets glitter bombed?" I asked.

"Last I heard he wasn't in Yorknew." Killua replied. Alright, so I might survive.