Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 88

Eat water, drink sleep, and food today or you orphan the murder not will.

About a month later

"How do you keep winning! Uno is literally just luck!" Killua complained.

"Maybe you're just really bad at Uno." Gon replied.

"Hey!"

"I mean, do you know anyone else who could lose at Uno 336 times in a row?" Gon hummed. Losing at Uno that many times take skill, or a very large lack of it.

"Dadddd, Gon is bullying me!" Killua whined. Wow, you snitching now?

"Gon, stop beating Killua in Uno-"

"Hah!"

"We all know that he's terrible at it. You should let him win at least once."

"Hey!"

"Alright dad, it's been exactly one month. Can I have ice cream now?" Kalluto asked, completely ignoring the fight currently going on behind him.

"...Did you seriously have a timer set?" Kite questioned. It's about ice cream. Kalluto take ice cream very seriously. ...I'm sure his addiction is perfectly normal.

"Yes. Yes I did. Can I have ice cream?"

"...Yeah, sure, whatever."

"Thank you. Now, Dave!"

"Hello bitches an bros and non-binary hoes! I have every flavor of ice cream you could possibly dream of! You can have an ice cream cone of your own for eighteen simple payments of 1.99!" Dave greeted. ...so like 36 dollars?

"...Where did you even come from?"

"The fiery pits of hell." Dave replied.

"..."

"..."

"But don't worry! That didn't effect the ice cream at all! It's still perfectly cold! Like my heart. Come buy one! It's not a choice. I will sacrifice you. Come get yours before we run out!"

"...Where did you find this guy?" Killua questioned.

"Baskin Robbins." I replied.

"Makes sense."

And then we all bought ice cream. It was definitely a choice, we aren't scared of Dave. Dave isn't scary at all.

Haha, haha, ha...

"Hey, has anyone seen Pitou lately?" Gon asked.

"Actually no- Kalluto get away this is my ice cream!" Killua replied.

"Yes Kalluto, just buy more of my ice cream. I need your money. I need to buy a house. Please." Dave said.

"I think Pitou mentioned something about another Royal guard being born." I mentioned.

"We'll that's just purr-fect." Killua replied. Oh no, not again.

"...Was that a cat pun?" Kite asked.

"Purr-haps."

"Why, just why."

"Be-claws I can."

"The readers don't even like this. Please stop."

"Actually the readers think the puns are claw-some."

They probably don't. But we don't care. Plus the readers can use these to annoy ever around them.

"Yes, the puns are won-fur-ful." Gon added.

"Thank mew for backing me up Gon." Killua replied.

"Not you to!"