Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 73

My favorite food 😫😫 (Also y'all need to comment about these amazing pictures I put on the top- I could put a picture of Feitan in a maid dress [Yes I have pictures of Feitan in a maid dress] and y'all wouldn't even notice)

Eat food, drink water, and sleep for 5+ hours today or ..I'm to sleep deprived to think of a threat right now, just take care of yourself Ig

(Yes I'm telling you I haven't slept and telling you that you need to sleep in the same, excessively long, sentence.)

Now onto the actual fucking story instead of and excessively long ..intro thing? Whatever the fuck this shit at the top is-

Now that I've caused enough chaos, and destroyed all the Phantom troupe members's friendships, we can go to Greed Island.

Me, Gon, and Killua willingly went to Greed Island. Kalluto also went to Greed Island.

"So what's the reason for playing Greed Island anyways?" Kalluto asked.

"I was hoping to find my dad." Gon replied.

"Cool, anyways the more important reason was cause chaos and bully everyone else who is playing." Killua stated. Hmm, glitter bombs and random death traps? I wonder what would happen if we set up a bomb then left before it blew up..

Blow. Everything. Up.

Destroy. Everything.

"Apparently my dad created the game." Gon explained, though I was to busy planning chaos to listen to most of his explanation.

Time to pretend like my ideas for complete chaos is about Gon.

"So your dad tricked you into playing a game that could potentially kill you for absolutely no reason?" I asked.

"Yep!" Gon, why the actual fuck are you so enthusiastic about this? I'm supposed to be the suicidal one.

"So we should blow up the whole island out of spite?"

"Yes." Killua and Kalluto said immediately. We got two yeses, meaning we're going to blow up the island.

(Yeses doesn't have a red line under it- it's an actual fucking word!?!)

"So we speedrun the game, and then blow everything up." Killua said. Yep. Bully everyone, cause chaos.

"Do we have to blow it up? Ging probably spent years to create this game!" Gon whined. That's just another reason to blow it up.

"Yes, we don't stan Ging in this household." Kalluto replied. The list of supremacy, Jinx is at the top, Dave and Cornbread share the second, Hank is in a close third, and Ging is at the bottom. Ging doesn't even deserve to be on the supremacy chart.

"Somehow Ging is worse than Y/n at parenting." Killua added.

"You're grounded. No chocolate robots for a week."

"Wait, you can't do that!"

"Two weeks."

"No! I'm sorryyyyyyyyy!"

Sucks to suck.

"Before we start our speedrun, we need to find an ice cream shop."Kalluto mentioned. Is it healthy to be this addicted to ice cream? Eh, it's probably fineeee.

I'm going to give you all some terrible advice: if you ever have a problem, completely ignore it. Because it's fineeeeee, everything's fineeeeeeeeeee. And that's my terrible advice of the day. Please don't remember this kids.