(Pfft-)
Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or every sock you wear will be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable :D
"So, you're telling me that I've been training three phantom troupe members for the past three months?" Bisky said.
"Exactly." Killua replied.
Killua being yeeted into the air count: 4
Illumi being yeeted into the air count: 1
Kalluto being yeeted into the air count: 1
Like I said, Bisky has something against the Zoldycks.
Honestly though, me and Gon are lucky that we were out of range.
Wait a second- Le gasp! The troupe has abandoned us!
Look👀Heart❤️been🗑broke💔so🪡many🥲times⏰I👁Don't🙅know🤔what🙋to👀believe🛐Mama👑say🤦♀️it's🙄my🙊fault😔, it's🙄my🙊fault😔I👁wear🧥my🙊heart❤️on👹my🥸sleeve🥲Think🧐it's😤best👏I👁put😖my🌈heart❤️🩹on🪓ice,❄️heart❤️🔥on🔒ice🥶'Cause🎗I👁can't😉breathe😮💨I'ma👺put🖕my🫦heart🫶on🤬ice🍦, heart💔on😵💫ice⛸It's😬gettin'🤑the🥴best👯♀️of🍿me😳While🐳in💋the☹️cell📱with🍵Lil'👼Wakeem,🌝after🔬I👁slapped✋him🖕I👁had😉told👅him🗣"I👁don't🤷know🤯how🤨you👽get🤺down🧎with🙌them😫clowns🤡but👻I'm🌠a🥱soldier🧙♂️" No🚷one🏳️🌈could🗽understand😓, I👁had🤌way🌌too 🥵much😊aggression👊That💅built🏢over😤the🤩years🗓from👈my🫵abandoned🏃 adolescence😶🌫️See🙈I👁done🧞♂️been⏰lied🤥to,👂backstabbed,🔪and🫰heartbroken❤️
I👁wanted🎁to🍻cry😭but😒I👁was🙄too😺 afraid😱to👁open🫦Prayin'👁one👆day🗓I'd👁find👀a🎬piece🥧of👩🎓mind🧠by👋the🫂ocean🌊I👁spent💵all🤧my😔time⏰committing🏍crimes👮♀️to😵get💉closer😁While🐳at⚠️my😅nana👵house🏠I 👁play🛝 the👐couch,🛋starin'👀at⚠️the🎪ceiling🧱Tryin'🎺not🙅to🤦get🫳in🚗my🫵feelings😭Thinkin'🧠of✍️a😈way🏃I👁could ☠️make💄these🤖millions💰Maybe🤔that'll🤦take🥷this🫵pain🥲away🫣and🫰clear🫥up🆙all🤧these😮rainy🌧days🗓Heart❤️been🗑broke💔so🪡many🥲times⏰I👁Don't🙅know🤔what🙋to👀believe🛐Mama👑say🤦♀️it's🙄my🙊fault😔, it's🙄my🙊fault😔I👁wear🧥my🙊heart❤️on👹my🥸sleeve🥲Think🧐it's😤best👏I👁put😖my🌈heart❤️🩹on🪓ice,❄️heart❤️🔥on🔒ice🥶'Cause🎗I👁can't😉breathe😮💨I'ma👺put🖕my🫦heart🫶on🤬ice🍦, heart💔on😵💫ice⛸It's😬gettin'🤑the🥴best👯♀️of🍿me😳
We don't talk about how I used emojis in real life, they were necessary.
And we're walking some where- where are we going? Who's gonna die? Jinx already killed Jesus!
Back to how the troupe abandoned us though. I can't believe they did that. I was so kind to them, I kidnapped them, took their basic human rights, changed one of their names to Gay, and more. And then they have the audacity to abandon me. R u d e.
Three minutes of Y/n being over dramatic later
(What my phone wanted me to type: Three minutes of Y/n being yeeted
I can just imagine Y/n yeeting themselves off of Heavens arena, teleporting back up, and yeeting themselves again for three minutes-)
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