Kalluto becomes even more traumatized if y'all don't eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today
(Me who hasn't slept in 38 hours trying to make it to 48: 🧍🏼🧍🏼)
After hanging out (having her buy me stuff) with Machi, my dearest mother, I went back to the arena because I'm 50% sure that the simps are murdering my children.
*Insert enderman teleporting sound* "Hullo"
"Y/n help!" Gon shouted, hiding behind me with Kalluto and Killua.
"What fucking training were you all doing?" I questioned, protecting the children from Illumi.
"It wasn't that bad." Illumi stated.
"You ware trying to murder us!" Gon shouted.
"This training is worse then my childhood training was!" Killua added.
"I wish I didn't know Nen. I wish I didn't know Nen. I wish.." Kalluto muttered.
"It was that bad~" Hisoka added.
"What fucking training were you putting them through?" I questioned, ignoring Hisoka.
"To be fair they did say that they wanted to 'speedrun Nen'." Illumi replied.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Yeah you all kinda deserved that." I said, moving away from the children.
"No Y/n don't leave usssssss." Gon begged.
"Fair." Killua shrugged.
"I wish I didn't know Nen. I wish I didn't know Nen. I wish..."
"Look at him, he's traumatized!" Gon stated, pointing at favorite ch- Kalluto.
"Terrifying." Feitan mumbled.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Never mind, Feitan you are now in chat if training the children."
"Thank you." The three of them said, almost in tears. What the fuck did you do Illumi...
"Anyways y'all wanna play Minecraft?" I asked.
"Huh? Sure I guess." Killua replied.
"I will!" Gon added.
"How bout you Kalluto?" I asked.
"Sure."
"Alright, Shal will be playing with us." I informed.
"Who is that?" Killua questioned.
"My and Y/n's friend." Gon replied.
After we got on the game we joined a call. Because how else are we supposed to talk to Shal?
Shalnark, Killua, Kalluto, Gon
Y/n
Everyone alive?
Shalnark
Sadly
Killua
Sadly
Gon
Mhm
Kalluto
For now
Y/n
Mood
Killua
I'm gonna collect wood
Gon
I'll get food
Kalluto
I'll mine I guess
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