Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 57

Y/n dies if y'all don't eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today

It was a normal day, well only if you ignore the fact that Gon scheduled his death for today, besides that it was a pretty normal day.

Gon's fight was scheduled for later in the day, so currently I was watching a harem fight.

Also, Jinx has (somehow) not been found. So I won that bet.

"The betrayal :(" Jinx whined for the 24,465,788th time.

"I'm past the point of questioning how you used the ":(" in real life." I replied.

"How did you even make everyone love you?" Jinx questioned. Uhh, about that..

"I have no idea."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Man's just got yeeted across the room." I stated, watching the harem fight.

Currently Hisoka and Feitan had a truce, and Illumi was being murdered.

...Never mind, there is no longer a truce. Harem fights are hilarious.

I silently exited the room. I love watching them fight and shit, but I need a fucking break. Going on dates with people. Every. Single. Goddamn. Day. is tiring, even if they are hot.

I honestly didn't even know that it was possible for someone to be that much of a simp. But it is, Hisoka, Feitan, and Illumi have proved that.

Anyways, back to Gon's death.

RIP, you will be missed, unlike that ugly ass outfit you used to wear, we will never miss that outfit.

I entered Gon's room, because I was looking for Gon, and when you're looking for someone you tend to check their room.

I was going to scold Gon again, but that could wait.

Killua, Gon, and Kalluto apparently fell asleep while cuddling, and it was cute as fuck. I took a quick picture before silently exiting the room. The author would give you a picture but they couldn't find any.

Hmmmmmm... who can I annoy now... The troupe is out because the simps are there, same with the cult...

Random people it is then!

Now this next part is a secret, you cannot tell Kalluto about this: I went to the ice cream shop.

"A (favorite ice cream flavor) ice cream cone." Warning: I will be judging you based on what your favorite ice cream flavor is.

"Alright, thanks for breaking me out of prison by the way." 'Dave' replied.

"No problem, I can break you out if you ever get arrested again." I said, grabbing my ice cream cone.

"Yeah, I'm still going to tell Kalluto you went here without him." Dave stated. Dammit.

"Is this a blackmail situation?" I questioned.

"100 dollar tip every time you come here and a guaranteed breakout if I get arrested." He replied.

"That's it?"

"Give me blackmail on people whenever I request it, Teach me how to hide bodies, and kill any Karens." 'Dave' responded. I regret asking.

"Fine. You don't even need to blackmail me on the Karen one though." I said. Now time to wait for Karen's to annoy.

Luckily, or unluckily in the Karen's case, I didn't have to wait long.

Because I'm a literal god, I used my powers for a very necessary purpose: annoying Karens. I had disguised myself as an employee, simply because why not?