Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 64

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or (Insert threat)

"So, what do you want to do- Harou stop crying so loud!" Shuko yelled. I honestly feel bad for Harou.

Hmm, how to get them to leave before they decide to read mine and Shalnark's texts..

"Don't y'all have school tomorrow?" I asked.

And now they're all crying in the corner.

Welp, not my problem. I teleported them back to their houses. Poor Anzai will have to explain why he's wearing a maid dress.

Hmmm, what to do now.

I did not find anything to do. I simply ate candy for the next four days. Do not question my life decisions. Deciding to text murderers that talk about killing your family and kidnapping you is normal. I'm the definition of normal. Do. Not. Question.

Anyways, I decided to go outside for the first time in four days.

So bright, have I died and entered a level of hell where they try to make you think it's heaven?

Now obviously, a normal person would wait for their eyes to adjust, and then do whatever they needed to do. I however, am not a normal person. So I decided to just go back inside and live the rest of my life inside like a loser.

Hmmm, I shall text the children.

Unnamed groupchat

Y/n has created a new groupchat
Y/n has added 3 people to the groupchat
Y/n has changed the groupchat's name to The mentally stable children, which is weird because two of them were abused and forced to be assassins
3 people are now online

Killua
What's with the long ass name-

Gon
Hi Y/n!

Kalluto
Why am I still here, just to suffer

Y/n
Hullo children

Killua
Bruh

Killua has changed the groupchat's name to Mentally stable children

Y/n
Mk

Y/n
Anygays what y'all doing?

Killua
Hanging out with Gon

Kalluto
Regretting my life decisions and mining

Gon
Playing Minecraft with Kalluto and Killua

Y/n
Kalluto I think you need help

Kalluto
I'm fine 🙂

Y/n
Mhm sure

Gon
We're going to Yorknew tomorrow 😁

Y/n
Noice noice

Killua
I will bless you with my presence Ig

Y/n
🛐🛐🛐

Gon
🛐🛐🛐

Kalluto
Please kill me