Chapter 49

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Welp, I'm still stuck here.. back to the cult chat I guess.

🛐✨Cult groupchat✨🛐

Y/n is now online
Y/n has changed their name to 🛐A literal
god🛐

🛐A literal god🛐
Hullo people

2 people are now online

Urara
I expected this 😑

Anzai
Why let us sleep if you're just gonna
wake us up 2 hours later???

🛐A literal god🛐
Idk-

Illumi is now online

Illumi
Hullo

Shuko is now online

Shuko
Hi!

🛐A literal god🛐
Only coming online once Illu does I see
how it is💔

Shuko
What's with the name-

🛐A literal god🛐
Idk- I'm probably high

Anzai
Nice

🛐A literal god🛐
So what are y'all doing now-

Anzai
Still not sleeping 🥲

Shuko
Drugs

Urara
Regretting my life decisions

🛐A literal god🛐
Noice noice

Illumi
I feel like we're missing one-

🛐A literal god🛐
Ik 😔 doesn't wanna talk to us💔

Shuko
L

Harou is now online

Harou
Exactly

Harou is now offline

🛐A literal god🛐
Mood

Shuko
So- can I sleep now??

🛐A literal god🛐
:( fine

3 people are now offline

🛐A literal god🛐
No hesitation-

Illumi
Bye 🫡

Illumi is now offline
🛐A literal god🛐 is now offline

Well that failed. Hmmm, who else can I annoy.... Hisoka? He'd just be happy that someone's talking to him... Illumi? Nah, probably can't be annoyed... Dad? Nope, I'd get kidnapped.. Well fuck.

"Mm..." Kalluto slowly woke up, rubbing his eyes. Yo! Perfect timing!

"Good morning." I greeted.

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