Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 70

I NEED SOME FUCKING IDEAS GUYS (And gals, and non-binary pals) WTF DO I DO IN THE GREED ISLAND ARC-

BRUH I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HALF THE ARC ALL I KNOW IS THEY'RE COLLECTING POKÉMON CARDS AND THEY FIGHT SOME BAKUGO WANNABE (And Bisky of course-)

(And that Hisoka was naked- I remember that very well 😗)

ANYWAYS BACK TO GIVING ME IDEAS- GIVE ME DEM IDEAS

(Just so you know- Chrollo doesn't lose his nen and Hisoka didn't get a chance to try to fight him- yes the troupe will probably still go to Greed Island tho-)

Eat food, drink water, and sleep for 5+ hours today or Jinx will be disappointed in you (you need to be healthy-ish to cause chaos)

"Are we seriously letting these three join?" Gay whined. Yes. Why wouldn't you let the three most unstable children in the world join y'all?

"They aren't that bad." Chrollo replied.

"...Have you seen them!?"

I have no idea what they're talking about. Blasting never gonna give you up through every speaker in Yorknew is completely normal.

"I'm boreddddd." Killua complained.

"Uvogin, Nobunaga, entertain the children." Chrollo ordered. Damn, we got some slaves now or something?

"Why do we need to entertain them!" Nobunaga complained. You're just mad that Gon beat you in Mario cart ...38 times in a row.

"Would you rather have them decide to cause chaos?"

"We'll entertain them!"

You act like we're terrible, everyone has glitter bombed a city at least once in their life. It's pretty common for people to plan world domination. Everything we do is just part of childhood experience.

"What do you want to do?" Uvogin asked.

"Y/n?" Gon said. Hmmmm.

"Uvogin is cool, don't bully him." I stated.

"...What would've happened if he wasn't cool?" Nobunaga questioned. Haha... he would've wished I never revived him.

"Unimportant. Let's play tag." Killua replied.

Honestly, the best game of tag I've ever played. The only rules was to stay inside the city and to not kill other players. The best part was that the mafia was also chasing us. I almost got bombed twice, I could've died! It was awesome!

Plus I got to shove Killua off of a building. Was it necessary? absolutely not. But I did it anyways. The look of absolute betrayal in his eyes was amazing.

"How do you kids have so much energy!?" Nobunaga shouted. Imagine not being able to tag anyone. Couldn't be us.

"You're just slow, old man!" Killua shouted back. Old man was a very fitting name for him.

After about an hour Nobunaga gave up. Imagine being the slowest. Man got outran by literal children.

"We should get Kalluto to join the troupe!" Gon suggested. Yes. Favorite chil- Kalluto must be converted to the ways of pure chaos. I don't have a favorite guys. No favoritism here.

About 378 seconds later

"So let me get this straight, you want me to join a criminal organization that our dad specifically told us to stay away from, are commonly targeted by Hunters, and killed Kurapika's family?" Kalluto questioned. That's exactly what we're saying.