My fake boyfriend | VMIN

Chapter 23

Q/A: How do you like to spend your free time?
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 During the military training period, everyone was completely worn out during the day, so after returning to their dorms, they pretty much went straight to bed after washing up.

Of course, there were also people who slept without washing up...like QiBum.

The dorm only had one bathroom, so people had to take turns. If you weren't fast enough to be 1st, you'd either had to wait, or go down the hall and use the public showers.

Jimin and Taehyung obviously weren't willing to wash with other people, so they always hurried back and were the 1st and 2nd to wash up in the dorm.

But QiBum did things very slow-paced and often only came back to the room after the 1st person had finished showering. Seeing that there was a queue, he wouldn't bother waiting, simply kicking off his pants and boots without even changing his other clothes before crawling into bed and instantly falling asleep.

If QiBum lived alone, no one would care even if he didn't wash for a year.

But the dorm was a public space, and with 4 big guys sweating day in and day out, just their clothes smelled beyond horrible. If they closed the windows and turned on the AC— Man, that stench could kill a man!

Therefore, on the 3rd day QiBum decided not to wash up before sleeping, Sung Hoon had reached the end of his rope!

Class representative Sung Hoon was also the leader of this room. His responsibilities included maintaining the dorm's sanitary conditions, and more importantly, maintaining his own sleep quality. If QiBum continued to not shower, as the poor chap with an adjacent bed, he'd die from the B.O!

Thus, when QiBum came back with a drooping his head and was about to go straight to bed, Sung Hoon snatched him up by the collar like a baby chick, threw him into the bathroom, peeled off all his clothes, and snarled, "Wash!"

In the next 15 minutes, Jimin and Taehyung, who were already in bed, could hear scream after blood-curdling scream coming from the bathroom, plus Sung Hoon's merciless roars/tongue-lashing: "Even I, someone from the north, washes daily! As a southerner, you actually dare not to wash! Do you know what you currently smell like! Fucking asshole, even the brine of pickled vegetables smell better than you! You planning on killing me with your stench to steal my money? Hah? ......"

At the beginning, QiBum still retorted back, but whether in vocab or in volume, he couldn't beat Sung Hoon's ferocity.

Jimin heard QiBum scream a, "This is none of your business!", followed by Sung Hoon cursing, "You fucking asshole, I'd like to see if you have the guts to tattle to your mom then!"

And then, QiBum started crying.

"The fuck you crying for! Are you still a man?" Sung Hoon howled back, and then came the sound of a loud slap that echoed so thunderously both Taehyung and Jimin shivered.

......A slap to the face? No, it sounded a bit different, more...

A second later, QiBum's incredulous voice wailed out, informing them of just what happened: "You spanked my butt! My—mom—never even spanked my butt! Ow! Sung Hoon you bastard! AHH......! Sobsob......." And then in a broken voice, as if he was about to faint, he continued to cry.

Jimin & Taehyung: "......"

Sung Hoon started laughing at the other's dramatic reaction and soap-opera-esque accusations, and his entire intimidating act broke apart. While spraying the other with water, he complained, "If it wasn't because your mom asked me to take care of you, you think I'd give a shit? You spring chicken n00b."