Okay I felt bad for not publishing for a really long time, not to mention that my exams are around the corner so the one shots will be published very late, so as an apology I put just a few short incorrect quotes put together into one chapter :)
Akutagawa (sighing): My mentor forced me to come here for therapy so don't expect much from me
Atsushi who's disguised as a therapist (sweating and smiling nervously): How delightful!
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Poe: I love you, Ranpo
Ranpo: What?
Poe: What?
Ranpo: Did you say something?
Poe: No, why?
Ranpo: Okay…I need to go anyways so bye!
Poe: Bye, Ranpo!
Ranpo: I love you too!
Poe:
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Jouno: How nice to see you on your feet again
Suehiro:
Suehiro: But you can't see
Jouno:
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Nikolai: I want to kill Dos-kun to get rid of these suffocating things we call 'feelings'!
Not even 1 minute later
Nikolai: I want to marry Dos-kun!
Sigma:
Sigma: So do you want to kill Fyodor or marry Fyodor?
Nikolai: Yes.
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Chuuya: I want to kill someone
Chuuya: Specifically someone who has brown curly hair, brown eyes, wears bandages, is 22 years old, tall, suicidal, used to be in the Port Mafia, found by Mori from a young age, emotionally traumatized and used by Mori at a young age, witness the old boss' death at the age of 14, and is now working in the Agency
Dazai: hoW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HALF OF THE INFORMATION-
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Tanizaki: Hi!
Tachihara:
Tachihara: Are you talking to me?
Tanizaki: No, your brother. Yes I am, you idiot
Tachihara: My brother's dead
Tanizaki:
Tanizaki: oh
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Kouyou: I'm sure we can take care of children!
Yosano: Honey, my love, sweetie, both of us are mentally unstable and mentally unfit to take care of children
Kouyou: :(
Yosano:
Yosano: We can take care of Kyouka instead of adopting other children
Kouyou: :D
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Ango: ODASAKU HAVE YOU FOUND MY GLASSES?!?
Odasaku:
Odasaku: Ango-
Ango: I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!!
Odasaku: Dear, your glasses are on your head
Ango:
Ango: Oh
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