ᴄʜɪʙɪ ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ (ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ #2) (づ⇀◞ ↼)づ

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ᴘᴏᴠ— ɪꜰ ᴛʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴋɪᴅɴᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ...

(Meme by @This_vs_Them)

Mikey: Clap if you're feeling pretty hungry.😁 *Claps* Yes!~👏😃 Ahah-

(Kidnapper): Are you not scared of getting kidnapped?👁-👁

Mikey: Look, getting kidnapped is something that happened in the past.😐 Right now, I'm feeling very much hungry— so can we go to Mc Donalds or not?🙂

(Kidnapper): No! Absolutely not.

Mikey: Ugh- rude!😠





Chifuyu: Yes, is this 911?😥

(Kidnapper): Are you talking to someone back there?!😠

Chifuyu: No one!😨 Pay attention to the road!😬 J-just keep driving!😶 Yes... it's in a white van-

(Kidnapper): Are you talking to the police?!😡

Chifuyu: This is none of your business!😠 This phonecall is not your business, ok?🙄 Turn around—

(Kidnapper): Ugh! But-

Chifuyu: —and pay attention to the road!😐

(Kidnapped): Hey- but-

Chifuyu: Let's not die right now, ok?🙂

(Kidnapped): Look-

Chifuyu: Yeah, yeah.😑 Pay attention to the road.😶 Yeah.😒





(Kidnapper): Where did you get that water from?!😠

Sanzu: Um- that fridge over there.😒

(Kidnapper): Why would you touch my fridge?😡

Sanzu: Um- because I was thirsty and I saw a fridge.🙄 1 + 1 = 2, I'm not thirsty anymore.🙂

(Kidnapper): You were not supposed to go in there!🤬

Sanzu: Look, it's literally a Dasani waterbottle.😬 Take a chill pill.😗 You need to build a bridge— and get over it.🙄





Takemichi: *Panicking* Y'all, I stole my kidnapper's phone and I just wanna record a message incase I die.😥 I have a few confessions.😔 Draken?😢 I have never liked your haircut.😥 Please get a new haircut, it's— ugly.😭 Pah-chin?😖 You sound like a squirrel, it hurts my ears to listen to you.😫 And Kisaki?😞 You👇 stink.🤢

(Kidnapper): Who are you talking to?!😡

Takemichi: He's coming!😨😭





Koko: Let's play a game!😁 I spy with my little eyes👀, something... trashy!🤩

(Kidnapper): Your attitude.🙄

Koko: Ugh, no!😠 This basement!🙄 It is so disgusting, rotten foul!🤢🤮 You need to fix it.😐 I'm ah- mm, mm.😶 That's bad on your part.😬





Akkun: Please, let me go!😭🙏 I'll literally do anything!✋😨🤚 Name it and I will do it!😥

(Kidnapper): Give me a million dollars.😐

Akkun: Nah-uh, you picked the wrong person for that!😐 I don't have that type of money!😕 I'm literally like... br-O-ke!😬 I can point you to someone who is rich but you got the wrong person, it ain't me.🙃 It's not me.🙂 It is not me.🤡





Draken: ...Uummm...😶 so this random guy🧍🏽‍♂️ tried to offer me candy🍭🍬 and I said, "No❌ sir🕴🏽, I'm alright✅." I tried to walk away🚶🏽‍♂️ but he kept following🚐 me🧍🏽‍♂️ so I'm like, "Sir🕴🏽, stop🚫✋🏽 following🚐 me🧍🏽‍♂️, I don't❌ want candy🍭." And then he hopped out of the car🚐 and tried to pull me🧍🏽‍♂️ into his white⚪ van🚐 and I'm like, "Sir🕴🏽, I'm being serious😡. I🧍🏽‍♂️ don't❌ want your filthy shit💩." But he insisted so I🧍🏽‍♂️ accidentally knocked💥 him🕴🏽 out while he was struggling to put me🧍🏽‍♂️ inside... It's been 3 hours🕟 and he🕴🏽 still hasn't woken🛌🏽 up⬆.

Y/n: I🧍🏽‍♀️ think💭 he🕴🏽 dead💀.






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