Dsmp x reader smut

Yin to your ☯️

Credits to BeeThePacifist

Light shines through your window, spilling through the blinds as you feel your face scrunch up. Oh god, another day ahead of you. You turn back over to snuggle into your blanket when your cat, Phil, starts meowing to get him breakfast. "Fine I'll be right there."

After feeding your cat and getting dressed, you left for work as a barista in a local coffee shop named Beanie's. Clocking in is always the hardest thing to do when you don't want to deal with the Karen's that will plague the day. As you hesitate in front of the punch-in, your coworker Sam spoke up "Clockin in or out?" You sighed "In. How has the morning rush been?" She hummed "Not bad. Only a couple wrong orders but nothing too drastic. Less Karen's than usual." She shrugged. The encouraging words brought up your spirits and you clocked in.

By the end of the day, you just wanted to go home and stream. You had a small channel on twitch where you streamed Just Chatting, Valorant and other miscellaneous games. Many people said you were the Adam Sandler of twitch in a way. While you were walking to your car, you sent your mom a meme of Jschlatt's face asking her how she felt about it. You closed your phone as you started driving. Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt. You knew your phone was buzzing but you were being a responsible driver so you just turned up the radio to your favorite song at the moment and sang along as you drove home.

You picked up your phone once you parked in the garage of your apartment complex and looked at your mom's texts.

Mom: Who is that?

Mom: I don't like it.

You looked up and sent another picture of Jschlatt of him holding up his black cat with a smile.

You: How about this one?

Mom: The kind of man I feel you deserve is one who loves animals, loves your quirkiness, sees your passion for things, will be a good provider and mate emotionally and physically. Can joke, fish, maybe hunt, believes in family time and will go to family functions and participate with our crazy clan. I want someone who loves every bit of you and doesn't want to change you. I want someone who will respect you, never talk down to you.. he has to be your yin to your ☯️

You're shocked. She sent that just from two pictures of Jschlatt, a fellow content creator. You couldn't lie, he was a bit of a looker but you'd never think of him like that! You leave your mother on read and try to put those feelings away for at least that stream. You eat dinner, feed your cat and then get ready for the stream by doing your makeup and getting into some comfy clothing.

Once you start streaming, you feel like your stress melts away. You stream Just Chatting for about four hours before ending to edit a video. At least that's what you were going to do before you hit a wave of tiredness and decided to go to bed. You wash off your makeup and curl up in bed with your cat to sleep.

The next morning you were off of work so you decided to edit what you were going to last night. You were going over to your parents' house for dinner tonight since you didn't want to cook so you fed your cat and worked all day on your new video. Once evening hit, you got dressed and headed over to your parents after kissing Phil on the head.

You park in the driveway and sigh. Though you enjoy the free food, your parents could get on your nerves. They're the reason you moved out anyway. You get to the door and knock on the front door, shuffling your feet slightly as you prepare for the coming dinner. The door swung open and you walked in, sitting down for dinner after greeting your parents. Your sister isn't at the house anymore since she's older than you and moved out even before you did. You sat down with dinner served and took your serving of spaghetti, digging in with a smile on your face from relishing a home cooked meal.

Your mother cleared her throat "Are you messing with me?" You tilted your head "Huh?" "Are you messing with me with that 'J' boy?" You looked wide eyed at her question "Jschlatt?" She nodded "Schlatt? Jschlatt, that's his name?" You nodded "I feel like you're messing with me again because you sent that picture of that handsome boy and I just don't want to get my hopes up" Your mom said with a sigh. What the fuck is happening. "Mom I told you the first time I sent that meme picture that they were Jschlatt. They're like a famous guy" you explained "I just see you post boys and I get really excited. I don't want to get my hopes up again" She put her hand on her chest as if she's clutching her heart "I promise you mom, I'm not dating Jschlatt" You reassured her.

Your mom then showed the picture to your father "I like his chops. He's kinda weird, huh? Yeah, you need a weird one like that" he nodded. You sat there dumbfounded, abandoning your spaghetti "He's famous. I don't have a shot" you replied. Your mom, god bless her heart, spoke up "Well I don't know, you said he was a good Christian boy" she trailed off "I didn't say he was Christian. He's catholic" you corrected "Your grandfather was catholic. Now look at him!" You were speechless but uttered out the words "you want me to date Jschlatt?" Without missing a beat, your father said "Hey, We will take anything we can get right now". "He's very rich and famous, I cannot romance him" You reply.

Your father went out into the garage to mess with whatever project he was doing that day and your mother sat with you on the couch "We have to game plan how you're going to romance Schlatt" your mother looked into your eyes with determination. It was kind of scary. "W-what?" You stuttered out "We have to plan how you're going to get famous so Jschlatt can go on a date with you." She put her hand on your shoulder "I don't want to go on a date with him" you explained "but why do you have pictures of him on your phone?" Your mother questioned.

"You need to get famous to give Jschlatt a chance" She stated. You couldn't believe this. You never said anything to her about how you thought Jschlatt was hot or anything, she just saw two pictures of him and decided to make this decision that you need to go on a date with him. She doesn't even know what he does or anything about him. You were speechless. What do you say to your mom who has never believed in you, now wanting you to get famous so you can romance another content creator who is WAY more popular than you?

You kiss your family goodbye and go home with a Tupperware container of leftover spaghetti. Over the next couple of days, you go to work then stream and explain that whole surreal interaction with your mom and dad. It would be crazy to even THINK that Schlatt would see it right?