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|52|--- 𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎

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ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴠᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢʜᴏꜱᴛꜱ

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So yes just another day of bad luck strikes again.

Yes sooo lets get right into it... Because that's what you're here for :D

Sorry for the super long title by the way...

It was another tranfiguration class with of course my homies and some Slytherins. Well it was the first period of a cold October.

I was feeling sleepy cause I did not get much sleep last night because I got a very disturbing dream about me haunting a girl, I had no idea who she was but I kept writing her messages in her study table and notes. I know super weird.

My eyes were burning and I kept falling asleep in my table.

"Hey, move back loser" Tiffany said wth two of her Slytherin side kicks. "Why?" I asked them innocently. "This is my place I always sit here so shove!" she exclaimed. "Do I look like I care?" I asked her. "Hey, nerd please get out of my way. I don't have time to argue" she said. "Then sit somewhere else" I said in a quite sassy voice.

"What is going on with you two?" Professor Mongrel asked with contempt. "Professor I told him to exchange places with me because I can't see from the back but he's denying to move" she lied SHAMELESSLY.

"Lies" I mumbled.

Professor then suddenly started barking which gave me a heart attack. "Mr.Scamander just because you are a topper doesn't mean you have to have such a attitude. You need to have some compassion too. Please move to the back of the class" she said with a straight face.

"She's lying" I said. Firstly I would have let this off the hook but no. She literally lied and made me look like a jerk and all I wanted was to be a good child invisible to students and have my own freedom but she ruined that so I'm gonna fight back, I need JUSTICE. 

For you guys its might be silly but be honest when you are 12 justice meant having freedom from being made you look like a total jerk.

"NO Professor he's lying!" Tiffany said impulsively. I had already had analysed changes in her, her makeup had kinda dripped thus, sweating we can confirm this was because of increased heart rate because she didn't run to class and she's not ill. Her pupils have dilated too. Sweaty palms. I just saw right through her. But of course Mongrel hates me so.

"Please stop with these petty fights I'm disappointed that 12 year olds are fighting about where they sit! When I was your age I had to run a side business to pay for my books!" she said disgusted.

"But she lied. She made me look like a jerk. I don't like it." I said with the utmost patience. 

"Are you back answering me?" she asked with that slight eyebrow rise. 

"No, I'm asking for an apology Professor" I said with a poker face.

"OH YOU DARE!?" Tiffany busted out.

"Stop with the drama and please grow up!" she said and as usual I went to the back and Tiffany got what she wanted.

Now she was sitting right in front of me. Urghhhh.... The perfume smell of both Professor and Tiffany's was intoxicating. I almost passed out.

Then in the middle of class, they guy sitting next to me Eugene, a Slytherin bully decided to stick his gum on Tiffany's hair. I noticed it the quickest. Ha! This is the first and last time I'LL PROBABLY BE GRATEFUL TO HIM.

As she hair this weird obsession of touching her hair every 27.2348 seconds it took her around 65.5674 seconds for her to realise the gum on her hair and she suddenly gave a shriek and started pulling it off right away. It was nice watching her suffer. But wait, wasn't Tiffany and Eugene friends? Aren't they like partner in crime? Oh shoot! What if- (Suspense will be revealed later lol.)

After a drama and Professor getting rid of the gum in her hair she screamed "SCAMANDER DID IT!" she said angrily pointing at me.

YOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL????? WHY?? HOWWW???

"Mr.Scamander" she called out.

"It wasn't me Professor. I didn't do anything" Lorcan said.

"Not you. The elder one" She said.

"I need proof to prove that it was me" I said.

"I KNEW IT!!!  YOU DID IT!!" Tiffany screamed like a mad person.

"I did not. You don't have proof that I did anything " I said.

"YOU DID IT!" Tiffany screamed her lungs out.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU DETENTION!!!" she barked.

"But I did not do anything. She was the one who lost it and there is no undeniable proof" I said. I could see Eugene giving me 'you're a good guy you didn't snitch on me' look.  

"HE DID IT! WHY AM I GETTING DETENTION?" Tiffany screamed

"I don't care. You both should learn to tolerate each other" Professor barked.

"I am tolerating her Professor. It's not my problem she can't, and I can't waste an evening teaching her how to tolerate me Professor" I said modestly.

"SCAMANDER YOU DARE?!" Tiffany started her hit-hat.

"Both of you. Detention 5p.m. Excuses will not be accepted" she said and started teaching once again.

Then that speech and drama class finally ended and then Tiffany came to me and said, "I didn't expect you to bring me down with you goody-two-shoes but. If you ever mess with me again I'll make life hell. Consider this a starter package" she said as Eugene put his hands on Tiffany's shoulder and smiled at me. 

I felt like I walked into some Middle School Cliche drama. I already predicted this this like in the What if- bolded part. This was the worst acting cool moment ever cause it wasn't even surprising.

Well at the end of the day I did not show up in detention. Why you ask? So APPARENTLY by black cat named Jet died today. How sad. So I accidentally forged a letter saying my cat died in my dad's handwriting and submitted it as proof for skipping detention.

Me and Lorcan teamed on this one and skipped detention together cause we both had detention today. How fun.

Anyways the main thing was. Detention wasn't a problem but having detention with that egoistic pig face was. So I smoothly eliminated it. Detention in fact helps me because half of the time I read book which I have already read over and over again.

Well.... I swear to god

In my next birth... I wish to be a serial killer and kill all these useless dogs....

Always adding salt to the wounds and laughing at making others suffer. I mean, I'm no better but its bitter. 

                                                                             XX~𝐿𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇~XX