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Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth estate is the garden of Eden...

At least I don't think that are, but it's a good home to us, to me - Frank Gallagher, and me' kids, who I'm proud of, cos every single one of them reminds me of a little of me.

They can think for themselves, which they're me to thank for.

Fiona - whose a big help, massive help.

Lip - whose a bit of a gobshite which is why nobody ever calls him Phillip anymore.

Ian - a lot like this 'mam which is handy for the others cos she's disappeared into thin air, and good luck to her!

Carl - we deren't let him grow his hair for two reasons... one - it's stands on end and him look like Toyah and two - nits love it.

Debbie - sent by God, total angel - you've check your change but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour

Liam - little rock n roller, gonna be a star once we've got the fits under control...

Steve, Fiona's boyfriend -The truth is out there. Not.

Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica - lend you anything, well, not anything...

Kodi - whose Kev's daughter, bit of a shock in all Chatsworth, but its out there now and we all know! She's still has all the makings of an evil genius and still is very mental... And I be honest with ya... I don't think she's me' boy Lips girl no more..

But, all of em.. to a man, know first hand and foremost one of the vital necessities in life is.... they know to throw a party.

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