Ranger's Apprentice; The Final Pieces

Me on a date

ME ON DATE: What do you think of Ranger's Apprentice?

THEM: You mean the child's book?

ME: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* I'm sorry, I need to leave, like, immediately

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ME ON DATE: What do you think of Halt o'Carrick from Ranger's Apprentice?

THEM: To be honest I didn't actually care for him too much. I like Crowley way better.

ME: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* I'm sorry, I need to go, right now.

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ME, ON A DATE: So what do you think of Gilan from Ranger's Apprentice?

THEM: I don't really like him, I think he's very overrated because he's a minor character.

ME: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* I'm sorry I need to leave right now immediately.

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ME ON A DATE: so what do you think of Evanlyn/Cassandra?

THEM: well, she's kind of spoiled, y'know? She wants to go on these missions with people who are way more qualified than her to handle them and she and Horace are kind of a forced couple

ME: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* sorry but I have to go home right now immediately

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ME ON A DATE: So do you also have such a lot of homework?

THEM: Yeah, I actually don't have time for other things 

ME: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* OMG SORRY I HAVE NEED TO GET BEHIND THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW I DIDN'T UPDATE

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1. Ranger's Apprentice isn't a child's book you fool - that'll be another update later

2. I love Crowley, but I also love Halt so don't say one is better than the other.

3. Gilan is just amazing shut up.

4. She was spoiled at first but came over it and with her own talents (you know which weapon I mean) she has just as much skills.

5. I had so much homework yesterday I couldn't update...