ONE-LINERS is the next subject of the Incorrect Quotes series. The last, as well. For now. If you liked this short series, please let me know; in that case, I'll try think of some more. I've gotten home, meanwhile, so Saturday another update will follow. The last before school starts :): . As school goes on, and my time is spend elsewhere, I'll try follow my updating schedule of every weekend :) But let's not talk too much school now. Let's talk one-liners! ENJOY<3
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"I'm well aware that I've accidentally set myself on fire and it's none of your damn business. I don't need your pity either. Let me burn in peace."
- Gilan
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Evanlyn: "The quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs."
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"I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation."
- Will Treaty
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"I'm pretty, but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."
- Horace Altman
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Duncan: "Rules were made to be followed. Not to be broken."
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"There's a good chance I might have committed some... light treason."
- Halt O'Carrick
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"Don't underestimate us. Our squad's motto is: 'Maybe we'll get lucky this time'."
- Halt, Will and Horace
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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
- Halt O'Carrick
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"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."
- Alyss Mainwaring
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Will: "I had NOTHING to do with it."
Also Will: "Okay it was my idea but I don't feel good about it."
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"He's too skinny for words. If you embrace him, you get a paper cut." - Halt O'Carrick on Gilan Davidsson at the time of Will's first Gathering.
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"I just realised I've survived everything I've ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I'm freaking nailing it." - Both Halt O'Carrick and Will Treaty, I can't make up my mind
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"I'm not that great at giving advice. Can I interest you with a sarcastic comment?" - Halt O'Carrick

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