Ranger's Apprentice; The Final Pieces

Incorrect Quotes pt. 3 (ft. Everyone)

Salut mes amis! (Yes, I'm in France now. Normandy, to be exact). Here's ya Incorrect Quotes part 3. Featuring practically everyone (a lot of characters, anyway). JOUIS<3

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Crowley: "I trust Halt."

Duncan: "You think he knows what he's doing?"

Crowley: "I'm not sure I'd go that far."

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Duncan: "That sounds like a horrible plan."

Crowley: "Oh, we've had worse."

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Gilan: "This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!"

Will: "Even more humiliating than-"

Gilan: "Let's not do this!"

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Pauline: "Halt is kinda cute."

Sandra: "Yeah, so is a baby boar, but you don't pet it."

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Alyss: "You may be single and childless, but you're totally a dorky dad."

Halt: "I don't think I like your tone, young lady."

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Halt: "Look, Gilan, I really want to apologise for everything I said. For what it's worth, I really like having you around."

Gilan: "No you don't."

Halt: "I know. I have dreams where I shoot your fingers to your face."

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Will: "That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!"

Halt: "How cool will it be when it tries to kill us?"

Will: "Considerably less cool."

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Crowley: "I have total faith in you."

*Special Task Force leaves*

Crowley: "There's like a 30% chance one of them will die."

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Gilan: "I never brag."

Jenny: "You once called your face 'proof of God's existence'."

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Evanlyn: "We're doomed!"

Erak: "Well, you've lived a good life, right?"

Evanlyn: "I'm only sixteen!"

Erak: "I said good, not long."

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Gilan: "I wasn't sure which kind of chocolate you liked, so I got them all."

Jenny: "Gil, there are like 200 boxes here."

Gilan: "I panicked."

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Halt: "Hello?"

Gilan: "It's Gilan."

Halt: "What did he do this time?"

Gilan: "No, it's me, Halt. It's actually me."

Halt: "What did you do this time?"

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Will: (to Cass) "You look happy. (to Horace) And a good thing for you that she does."

Horace: "Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"

Will: "No. If you hurt Cass, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Probably with a variety of weapons."

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Morgarath: "You can't blame me for everything."

Will: "I can try."

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Halt: "I've got an idea!"

Duncan: "Does it involve breaking the rules?"

Crowley: "By now, do you think that's a given?"