Ranger's Apprentice; The Final Pieces

Incorrect Quotes pt. 1 (ft. Halt)

Allright ya'll, I'm going on vacation in a few hours so lots of inactivity BUT I prepared something for ya. No less than FOUR chapters completely filled with incorrect Ranger's Apprentice quotes (you really don't wanna know how much time this preparation took me, Gorlog's Beard). I hope y'all like it; I really do :) Until soon!

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Duncan: *slapping Crowley and Halt on the back* "Good job gays."

Halt: *stuttering and blushing* "Haha, did you mean to say gu-?"

Duncan: "Did I stutter?"

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Crowley: "Haven't you ever heard of picking your battles?"

Halt: "Yes. I pick all of them."

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Pauline: "Oh, so suddenly you don't have a deathwish!"

Halt: "Pauline, I've never had a deathwish, it's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die."

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Halt: "Okay, we gotta move in there really fast."

Will: "Wait, what's the plan exactly?"

Halt: "Don't die."

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Halt: "I know we don't always see eye to eye on things."

Arald/Duncan: "That's because you're too short."

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Halt: "I take orders from just one person. Me."

Crowley: "It's a wonder you're still alive."

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B: "How do you take your coffee?"

Halt: "I take my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul."

Pauline: "Alright, he'll have a white chocolate mocha please."

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Morgarath: "How did you find me?"

Halt: "Oh, it was easy. I just listened for the sound of utter and complete betrayal and followed that."

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Crowley: "I thought I told you no."

Halt: "But your eyes said yes."

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Halt: "Now, let's face it, I'm the most likely target, so I've already made up a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from forty-five to just six."

Crowley: "Just in this fief?"

Halt: "Just in this building."

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Will: "Here you go, nice hot cup of coffee."

Halt: "It's cold."

Will: "Nice cup of coffee."

Halt: "It's horrible."

Will: "Cup of coffee."

Halt: "I'm not sure it's coffee."

Will: "Cup."