Wednesday, July 20

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Dear Diary:

My legs are cramping. OMG! NOBODY TOLD US THAT THE CAMP WOULD BE SO FAR AWAY!!!

I was planning on sitting with Sealand and the rest whose names I don't know but we all got mixed up and sat wherever. I ended up sitting next to a boy named Billy. He smelled like bubblegum. Billy tried to talk to me once but the bubblegum that he was chewing on fell out of his mouth and landed on my pants. The horrifying part is that he picked it up and continued to chew on it. Now my pants have a sticky spot. I think I dislike Billy.

Besides Billy and his disgusting bubblegum, the trip was rather nice. All the kids were screaming, two kindergarten babies started crying, we almost crashed into a cow and I think the driver was a bit high. Just wonderful.

We got off the bus five hours later. Billy got dizzy and decided to puke in a bush. Magnificent. It reminded me of Mr. Puffin yesterday. Speaking of Mr. Puffin, I sorta had to put him in my suitcase since they didn't allow pets. Oops

Unfortunately, they didn't let me write too much in you, diary, during the bus ride. Billy was being an ass and bullied me saying mean words that I never heard before in my life. I had to put you away for the rest of the trip.

Everything was going well, to be honest. I found Sealand and the rest after a while. I don't know why I was so happy, I mean, I barley knew Sealand and I had no clue about the other two.

Suddenly, this weird guy with a megaphone walked in and started shouting obnoxious things like "WELCOME TO CAMP-" I can't remember the name of the camp. Oh, darn.

We got to choose who we shared our cabins with. Fortunately, the cabins were for four people only. The four of us installed ourselves in cabin number two, next to cabin number 4 and cabin number 1. "What about cabin number 3?" you may ask. Well, I asked some of the guides and they all responded the same: "Nobody knows". Well damn.

We walked inside the cabin and- DAMN IT'S HUGE. It has two bunk beds, a TV and a table with four chairs.

I was exploring my temporary "home" when suddenly the same dumb obnoxious guide from before barged into our room and sai- screamed "YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, NOW!" and he rolled out, literally rolled out of our cabin.

I sat down on one of the chairs like the rest of the three did. We stared at each other for a while until the one with a weird green neon shirt spoke. Oh yeah, we can't use our normal clothes here so we had to buy ugly "normal people" clothings. It was upsetting. Anyways, the conversation went something like this

?? : So...we should totally like, get to know each other.

Me: Yeah, I agree. I'll start. I'm Iceland

HK: I'm Hong Kong

Sealand: I'm Sealand!

?? : I'm-

I didn't completely understand what she told us. I think she said that she was Frankenstein. I'm not sure. I'll have to ask her later

Sealand: I think that the guides here don't know that we're countries-

Me: You're not a country

Sealand: YET

HK: He has a point. We should like, tell each other our human names just in case
He reminds me of someone... I just can't remember who at the moment

HK: My name is-

And he said some weird Japanese or Chinese name nobody could pronounce

Sealand: .... what?

HK: Just like, call me Leon

So we called him Leon

Me: I'm Emil

Sealand: I'm Peter

Frankenstein: Just call me Lili

So we called her Lili, even though that wasn't her real name

Diary, I am exhausted. After five hours of talking to each other, it got dark outside. The guy from before's voice was heard through a speaker outside. He said something like

"CAMPERS, IT'S TIME TO GO TO DREAMLAND NOW! WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN TOMORROW!! "

I turned to look at my new friends, and by the look of their faces, they were also cringing.

-_-_-_-_-_-_

I'm in my bed now, diary. Peter and Leon got the top beds while I got the bottom bed, along with Lili. Well, I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight dairy.

Diary omg, somebody is snoring like hell. IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING! They even woke Mr. Puffin up. Mr. Puffin is a deep sleeper so just imagine! The sound was coming from the bed above me. If I remembered correctly, Hong Kong was on the bed above. Holy cow... I guess I won't get any sleep tonight. Well, I guess I'm leaving for now. Goodbye

I fell off the bed trying to put you away, diary. Dammit, the floor's hard.

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