Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Wednesday, March 15

Dear Diary:

DAY 15

G IVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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You remember Mr. Puffin's kid... son... daughter thing, right?

He told me it was coming for a visit today

aND I WAS LIKE HOLD ON A SEC PARTNER WHEN DID IT LEAVE?

And apparently it grew up and now it was an adult and attending to bird college in Pennsylvania

Waht eevn-

So Mr. Puffin forced me to clean my room... and his cage.... and the whole house

When I say whole house, I mean EVERYTHING

INCLUDING THE ATTIC

The attic, as I have unfortunately discovered, has many dark and mysterious secrets that no one ever has to know

When you walk in, you will first notice a bunch of boxes piled on each other

Nothing weird about that. Just Christmas lights, viking things-

But as you advance, you will start discovering more boxes... the more you walk into the attic, the weirder the boxes get

None of us have been able to get to the very back of the attic... until today

Yes, there were some pretty creepy shiz up there, like bones and.... disturbing clown pictures

But nothing was worse than the box that was in the corner

I opened it and... It was a box full of.... weird porn

I'm not gonna fucking describe it but let me just say it was fucked up

Bad

What kind of person even looks at that kind of stuff??

I grabbed the box and walked downstairs like

Me: WHO'S PORN IS THIS?

Norway:  It could be anyone's

So I showed it to him and he almost threw up

Norway: wHAT KIND OF SICK ANIMAL KEEPS THIS?!?!

Denmark: You called?

I showed the box to him too and he screamed

Poor pineapple ;-;

I showed it to Sweden and he was so fucking disturbed-

Then Finland walked in

Finland: Hey, what are you doing with my box?

We're not talking to him anymore

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Today there was a funeral

Mr. Puffin's child visited just like he said it would

It didn't speak so it just made puffin noises....

Then the cat walked in

And.....ate it

We had a small funeral for it just like that time we had a funeral for Sealand's hamster

It was a really sad day...

BUT NOT AS SAD MY SOUL SO HEY :D

-Ice

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*lowkey sets this story as "mature"*