Dear Diary:
Today's Norway's birthday...
Wasn't expecting that at all
Honestly, I always forget and get him a last minute cheap gift or something
This year is no difference .__.
BUt I lowkey couldn't buy anything because I'm poor, so I wrote him a song called "You're an Old Fart", also including me playing the harmonica and violin and Sealand playing the kazoo
The song also comes with a free "You're my big brother" in it, so he can fucking leave me be forever
Everyone's taking the birthday thing too seriously, he had like 40.000 birthdays already. I'm just doing all that because he'll rub it in my face later and I actually like getting presents on my birthday
Finland baked him a hUuuGE CAKE, Sweden just gave him money... monehhh and I have no idea what Denmark's giving him, they're probably gonna fuck or something I have no idea
So... Yeah idk
Don't feel like writing after giving his present so I guess you'll find out in the next page...
Unless there is no page
In that case, I either died (probably crushed to death by Norway's "THANK YOU LITTLE BROTHER" hugs) or decided not to continue writing in this for some reason...
You never know...
Or unless you sorta have to wait a day or so to be able to see the next entry... I have no idea why... maybe because right now it's today and tomorrow didn't happen...
But why would you be reading this like live?
How does that even work, is that possible?
I don't know...
-Iceland
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