Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Thursday, July 28

Dear Diary:

Something is terribly wrong.

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America, England and Sealand left this morning, so it's just us five again.

... I think something happened while I was gone. "Oh Iceland, why are you saying that?" you may ask. Well... I walked into Norway's room and saw something I shouldn't of seen.

Norway: ...-What does the fox say? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding- gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding-

Me: ......

I closed the door and opened it again a minute later to see if everything was back normal.

Norway: -fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow-

I closed it again. I took a deep breath.

He was dressed up in a fox costume singing "The Fox".

WHAT THE HECK?

I am convinced that something happened during the week I was gone, and I have to find out why because- NORWAY IS THE SECOND MOST SERIOUS GUY IN THE HOUSE! SERIOUS PEOPLE DON'T SING "THE FOX" DRESSED UP AS A FOX. PEOPLE EXPECT THAT FROM DENMARK BUT NOT FROM HIM!

Speaking about Denmark...

Something is horribly wrong with him too.

He washed the dishes...

HE WASHED THE DISHES!

WITHOUT BREAKING THEM!

HE VOLUNTEERED TO WASH THE DISHES AND NORWAY DIDN'T!

Somebody wake me up from this nightmare. (wake me up... wake me up inside)

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Today I texted Hong Kong (boy, I missed him. It's been a day) and he told me that something is horribly wrong at his house too.

HK: Ice, I'm scared.

Me: Why?

HK: Russia came over.

Me: WHAT?

HK: Yeah. He wanted to see China.

Me: Is he alive?

HK: Yeah. I don't know what's happening. China was actually HAPPY to like, see him

Me: Something's wrong with my family too

HK: GTG TTYL-

Me: ..... ok?

I am scared.

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Hey diary, I'm an idiot. I found out why Norway and Denmark have been so weird.
They made a bet to see who could act like each other for more time.

Norway won.

I don't know exactly what he won, but he seemed pretty happy about it.

"-he seemed pretty happy-"

He showed emotion.

I am worried sick now.

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Weird things are happening here. It's all very strange.

First, the stupid Dane and Norway make a bet. Norway usually hates making bets, especially with Denmark. Now that I've noticed, they've been talking a lot more and Denmark is bugging him twice as much as before.

Weird.

Second, Finland and Sweden take Hanatamago to the park for a walk. Together. Nothing's wrong with that, but since I've started writing in you, diary, I've started paying attention to the tiniest detail so I can write it down, and in my honest opinion...

This is all a bit suspicious.

Something DEFINITELY happened in the week I was gone.

Ever since Norway bought you...

I know it's not your fault, diary, I mean, you're just a dead tree, but it's too much of a coincidence. The only way all this could make sense is if I was in some sort of fanfiction or something, but that's a ridiculous option, since it's obvious that it can't be possible.

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Besides that, I had a wonderful surprise today.

Denmark left his Legos scattered all over the floor.

And since I was the only idiot walking around without shoes on (with socks though because I can slide across the wooden floor with them like a pro) I stepped on one.

I screamed a bad word nobody knew that I know.

Me: ........FUCK

Norway: ..... YOU SAID THE F WORD!

Everyone: ooooOOOOOOH

Me: ....

Something definitely changed.
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Tomorrow's movie night. I should be happy. But Denmark's choosing the movie. So we're probably gonna end up watching "Barbie in a Mermaid Tale".

Yay.

Last time on movie night, we saw "The Conjuring".

I had never screamed so much in my life.

Mr. Puffin cried for some reason, Sweden didn't blink for the whole movie, Finland screamed into Sweden's arm
(I ship them) Norway made a weird sound during the scary parts like "ahhhh" but in a whisper with a neutral voice and Denmark laughed when people got hurt or fell.

Don't you dare call us normal.

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I have no idea why, but Japan messaged me on Facebook. I don't even talk to Japan.

Japan: Hello

Me: .... hi?

Japan: Hong Kong told me that you like anime.

Me: Yeah, I do.

Japan: Good. Some friends and I are having an anime party next week. Would you like to come?

Me: Sounds cool. Count me in.
YAY! I only watched like one anime but YAY!

But... now that I think about it... next week is impossible for them to have the party. Why?

We're going to Brazil for the Olympics in a week (August 7th). I got the news from Finland this afternoon. I forgot to mention it.

Another trip. Woop-dee-doo!

Wait...

Brazil's in America.

DAMN.

Oh wait.... that sounded very wrong. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Well... I better go on and start preparing myself for another trip. I'll write in you again tomorrow, diary. Goodbye.

-Iceland