Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Friday, February 10

Dear Diary:

.... end my suffering

So...

That "special" thing that was gonna happen today...

It turned out to be another godamn road trip

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

Anyways, the day sorta happened like this:

We were eating oatmeal... because we ran out of cereal so we had to eat goat food...

We were eating and suddenly Denmark's like

Denmark:  PACK YOUR SHIT,  WE'RE LEAVING IN FIVE SECONDS

Me: WHERE ARE WE GOING

Denmark: ROAD TRIP

Norway: FFFFUUUUUUUUU

So we literally ran all over the place getting our stuff,  Norway drank 3 whole cups of coffee and banged his head against the wall

We were about to get in the RV when Sealand ran up to us (annoying piece of shit) and was like

Sealand:  OI MATES I WANNA GO TOO! I'M BRITIIISH UND I LIEK SCOOOOUNES

So we said ok,  because why the fuck not?

He didn't say it like that by the way,  but that's how I heard it in my mind

So we walked in and- what do you know... Denmark invited people

Sweden was like

Sweden: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OMG NO PLEASE JUST NO

Facial expressions say more than words

And then Denmark said

Denmark: Don't worry! It's only Prussia this time because America-

I don't remember what he said but it was something about taking care of a homeless guy and hero duties

And then I actually turned to look at the second people he invited and WHADDYA KNOW??? IT WAS HONG KONG

:DDDDD

I feel high off emotions right now

Anyways,  I was like

Me:  where are we even going??

Denmark: WE'RE GOING TOOOOOO-

Finland:  d r u m r o l l

Denmark: SIX FLAGS

Norway: ..... It'd be faster to go to hell

Denmark: FUCK

And Prussia was all like

Prussia: HOW ABOUT WE GO TO MY HOUSE?!?!?!1!

Denmark: LOL HOW ABOUT NO

So we did not go to his house

Instead,  we just followed a bird

Smart idea

Everything was peaceful,  we even started singing a song... but then...

Finland: CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN

Sealand: YOU GOT A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR BRAIN STOPS TI-  OH SHIT LOOK OUT

I was like "wut" but then I flew out the window and realized what was going on

We crashed

Our RV looked like a squashed can of tuna

Everyone was ok

It would of been hilarious if someone recorded it

Anyways,  we were all in the middle of an unknown forest like "wtf"  staring at nothing until Denmark said

Denmark: ..... At least we're not in the middle of an apocalypse trying to survive while looking for our family

Sealand: Yeah,  that would be terrible

And we all laughed for no reason

So.... yep...

Now we have to spend the night in the middle of the woods... we're probably gonna die but whatever

If I live,  I'll write more tomorrow

....

-A Real Lost Boy

Part 2 will be published tomorrow...

There's a cat screaming outside my window

And I spent 3 hours of my updating time watching Hetalia crack in Spanish

Yeah ok bye

If you see any typos....

It was a wizard