Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Sunday, February 19

Dear Diary:

Day Two: I woke up with a migraine

Worst of all, it's not Friday. It's Sunday

Apparently, my whole fucking life is a reference, isn't it? What, am I in a freaking fanfiction or something?

Sealand woke up with a small rat on his head and adopted it

It sorta reminded me of Floopsy, so I took a picture of it and sent it to Hong Kong. I was all like

Me: Hey, doesn't it look like your pet?

HK: Floopsy died yesterday

Me: ......

Shoot me now

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You know what's sad? The only message from home that I got was one from Finland asking me where Sealand was

Does anybody even care about me? Probably not... This means I can probably run away whenever without anybody caring

..... This is really sad

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I gave up and went home. Sealand was getting very tired and I forgot that you need to plug your charger to charge your phone

I think I saw somewhere that you can use a potato to charge your phone but Germany isn't here so-

When I got home, everyone was freaking worried... not about me tho

They all got mad at me

Fortunately, Finland wasn't home so I'm still alive

Sealand was getting more affection than I ever got in my entire life

I need to kill him

Lol no just kidding...

.....

And guess what? Denmark was in the garage all along. Under a box

So I slept in a log for nothing

I think I need to sleep

If Finland doesn't murder me, I'll write more tomorrow probably... Or some day

-Iceland

Boi

I feel like my chapters are getting shorter, so to make up for it, I'll make this one longer with some funny things I found

By the way, I actually started to read this whole story all over again....

The cringe was real

If you're ever planning to do this, don't do it alone