DEAR DIARY:
TODAY WAS THE SHITTIEST DAY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I WANT TO SCREAM AND JUMP OFF THE FUCKING ROOF I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH OMG
OKOK
So...
Guess I gotta write it down. Future me needs to read this and either laugh because everything's ok or cry because he fucked his relationship
Alright... let's begin
Today I was given my phone back. A little late but heeey I got it back...Not that it matters now.
I had a million messages from Hong Kong telling me he was super excited and doing some sort of countdown. "Must be a new episode of something" I thought.
Today was the last day of that countdown. He send me like a million audios telling me how excited he was (I didn't know about WHAT) and he was coming over to my house for something.
It's not a weird thing, him coming over, so I didn't suspect something else was happening.
He almost broke the door from knocking it with such excitement. I let him in and we sat down and talked. He wouldn't stop jumping up and down (on the seat tho) so I decided to ask him about it
Me: Why are you so excited?
HK: ISN'T TODAY A GOOD REASON TO BE EXCITED?!
Me: Mm... What day is it?
HK: JULY 1ST
Me: ........ Um.....
Hong Kong suddenly stopped jumping in his seat and just looked at me sadly
HK: ...... July 1st
Me: I- um..... let me think
HK: ..... Any special event...?
Me: ..... OH! I think it was America's brother's birthday... Kunda... Ken... I can't remember
HK: ...... A-Anything else...?
Me: ..........
HK: .........
Me: ..... Happy anniversary?
HK: ...........
And then he started crying
Me: What's wrong?!
HK: IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, YOU FUCK! YOU DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER. I HATE YOU! I REMEMBERED YOURS AND EVEN WENT WITH YOU TO THAT CRAPPY MOUNTAIN AND DID A BUNCH OF SHIT!!!
Me: ..... I'm sorry-
HK: SORRY MY ASS, YOU NEVER REMEMBER ANYTHING! I'M DONE WITH THIS
He got up and angrily walked out the door, obviously hurt...
thiS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS JFC
AND NOW HE BLOCKED ME ON EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA AND DOESN'T RESPOND TO MY CALLS OR ANYTHING
I'M SO FUCKING SAD SHIT I PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL- I caught Sealand jerking off looking through it
BUT I'M SO FREAKING DEPRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *FUCKING TEARS RUINED THIS PART OF THE PAPER*
NORWAY CAME OUT OF THE HOSPITAL TODAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT HIM WITH A CHAIR WHILE I WAS LETTING MY EMOTIONS OUT SO HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN
CAN LIFE BE SHITTIER?!?!?!
-TRAAAASH
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