Dear Diary:
I feel disgusting...
I woke up at 2 am when everyone was sleeping, went to some random cemetery far away, stopped to see the northern lights- (They're really beautiful :) ) and then um...dug out some bodies
Yaaaaaaaay
And I bonenapped them and buried them in a cemetery in Reykjavik... under the names of my invented parents...
Yeah, that was wrong and fucked up but I wanted to go home really badly
So when it was morning I took her to the cemetery and she said "wOw I gUeSs YoU wErE rIgHt AnD yOu CaN gO hOmE nOw"
So she paid the expensive as fuck trip back to mah home and then abandoned me at the airport and I had to walk
Well, I took a taxi but the guy robbed me and punched me in a dark alley
So I walked
And I arrived and everyone was like
Finland: OH ICELAND YOU'RE BACK OMG I MISSED YOUUU
Denmark cried for some reason...
Denmark: DON'T EVER LEAVE TO FIND YOUR PARENTS! 1!1! WE'RE YOUR PARENTS
Me: I know-
Sweden: Hi
Me: Oh, hi-
Norway: LiTtLe BrOtHeR
Me: Hai-
AND WE ALL HUGGED
I SWEAR I HEARD SOMETHING POP BUT MAYBE IT'S JUST MY IMAGINATION
So yep, that's everything...
-Iceland
Extra Scene: Mr. Puffin woke up at 5pm, only to realize Iceland had left and abandoned him at the hotel
He flew back home
Don't expect me to have ideas ever again this chapter was short shit you're welcome
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
