Dear Diary:
What are you talking about? Of course I didn't forget you existed...
Ptttt
Nope.
Okay so
Quick week resume, I guess...
I tripped and ripped my shoe open yesterday. That's about the only interesting thing that happened.
Not that I care, I have lots of pairs.
Two.
But it was pretty embarrassing. Everyone at the store saw. I had to buy some tape and tape my shoe so it wouldn't break more on the way home.
I'm pathetic, I know.
Alright, but the reason I suddenly remembered this is... well... let me tell you the whole story.
The time was 5 am, today actually. I got a text from- you already know, saying
HK: Hey Icedude! Mind if I come over???
I know he doesn't wanna be close to his family so I said
Me: sure
A few hours later he burst through the door
Normal...
Finland: Hey kid!
HK: Yo!
Me: Oh, you're here-
He squeezed my soul out with his hug
HK: IMISSEDYOUSOMUCH
Me: I-It's been a week only
HK: Every day without you is a pain in the-
He looked at a piece of paper
HK: ...... "herret"
Me: ...... you don't understand your handwriting?
HK: .......
Me: .....
Finland: fRIENDSHIP IS WONDERFUL
HK: .....friendship?
Finland: Yes... aren't you guys friends?
Me: Yes-
HK: No.
Finland: ......
HK: ....... you didn't tell them, didn't you?
Finland: He didn't! But it's really obvious. I just like making fun of you!
I blushed
Me: How obvious?
Finland: Denmark noticed
CRAP
Finland: Norway didn't, though
HK: .....
Hong Kong annoyingly started poking my cheeks
HK: WHY. DID. YOU. NOT. TELL???
Me: Reactions, I guess...
HK: Well, I told everyone in my family!
Me: And?
HK: I got hit with a wok.
Me: ......
HK: But you don't have to care about that or your brother's reaction. I can see just by the look on your brother's face that he's interested in that tall blond dude... what was his name, eh, it doesn't matter. But if things are like that, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Me: Really??
HK: It's like, totally obvious-
Finland: wHAT'S HIS PROBLEM WITH MR. SWEDEN???? BITCH BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP, HE'S CLAIMED
Me: He's talking about Denmark...
Denmark: What about me?
HK: I think Norway likes you
Denmark: I know, it's really obvious
HK: SEE?
Me: I don't see the point in this conversation
Finland: The point is that you're one of the family now, Hong Kong
HK: ........
And he cried. Jfc-
Finland: Aw, don't cry- GROUP HUG EVERYONE
And he squeezed us all to death
HK: I LOVE YOU ALL-
Finland: WELCOME, SON
Me: mY SIDES-
Denmark: OH, DOES THIS MAKE ME YOUR BROTHER IN LAW?
Me: You're not my brother-
Denmark: Well... I sorta am, in some way.
HK: YES! A BROTHER IN LAW. MAN, THIS IS AWESOME
Finland: OH, SO... YOU'RE MY SON IN LAW!
HK: FATHER!
Me: You're not my dad Finland-
Finland: SWEDEN, YOU HAVE A SON IN LAW!!!
Sweden has joined the party.
Sweden: Son in law...
HK: Father in law...
Sweden: ..... you have my approval
Norway: What's all this commotion about?
Finland: Just hugging Iceland and his... friend
Denmark: Join the hug!
Norway: No...
Denmark: Joiiiin
Norway: No-
Finland: JOIN THE HUG YOU FUCKING TSUNDERE
And he joined the hug.
I swear...
These weirdos are too much for me
-Me
HELLO
I might not update for a few days due to lack of inspiration.
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