Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Monday, December 5

Dear Diary:

Alright, so tomorrow's Finland's birthday and we're all super stressed out.

Denmark wants to throw a surprise party for him,  while Sweden just wants to take him fishing.  So we're doing both.

A surprise party at the lake.  What could go wrong?

We invited his friends (the whole world plus stupid Estonia)  and now,  Norway and I are thinking of a possible gift to give him.

Norway considered giving him a mountain for some time,  but his bosses didn't quite like the idea.

It's a fact. Google it.

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I'm still not sure on what to buy.  Sweden bought him a chair,  Denmark baked him a pie (probably pie flavored) and Norway made up his mind and bought him a jacket because Hana ripped Finland's apart. 

All of those presents are pretty boring,  so I'm gonna buy him the best present of all times.  The most incredible,  amazing,  cheap and wonderful present ever.

A book.

A book about the wonders of cooking.

He'll love it as much as I'll love the food.

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I found my diary! One of the goats had it...

I did not enjoy getting it back,  however.

I still prefer this thing but I'll just keep it in a drawer because....

Because I can.

Also

GUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHAT-

I bought Sister Location-

A bit late, but I got it.

And I'm playing the fuck out of it.

I gotta say,  I don't understand a shit of what's happening but eh- things of life :3

I even invited Hong Kong over since China didn't let him buy it for some fucking reason. Fucking old woman-

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I scream easily so I have been bullied throughout the whole game.

#stopthebullying

Norway burst through the door multiple times because of this,  at one point with a gigantic fire extinguisher asking if I was ok and shining a fucking flashlight in my face while Hong Kong slowly died of laughter in a corner.

So I needed a new door.

And since I'm a huge idiot I accidentally shouted "I need a new door"  loudly and after a few seconds Sweden burst in my room and was all like-

Sweden: gREAT LET'S GO TO IKEA

Me: O SHIT-

HK:  CAN I GO TOO?

Sweden: BOI PACK YOUR THINGS

So he pushed me in the car and after a few minutes we were at Ikea.

Life is fascinating.

Worst of all,  we spent the whole day staring at furniture instead of going straight to buy the door.  We bought it just moments before it closed.

We got home and- O SHIT NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO INSTALL A DOOR PROPERLY

...... I don't even know what to say about anything.

Just...

Boi-

-Me

lowkey running out of ideas whOOPS-