Yet Again (under Editing)

Part 7

Morning crept in.The soft golden rays of the sun kissed my eyes,breaking my sleep.
I raised from the cot.I looked all around and found a two legged pig sleeping on naked floor.yeah Rajiv, you can call him that also but that doesn't make any difference!!BTW the pig might sleep more manneredly than him.
I folded the mat as it had no use!bichara mat bhi bicha bicha thak gya hoga!!(POOR MAT MUST HAVE BEEN TIRED LYING LIKE THAT)
I went out and washed my face with the water that was kept in a huge drum for the dhabba's use may be.
I brushed my teeth.After an hour or so I went in to find that pig turned into a donkey.he was still asleep.I poured a full bottle water on his face but that didn't really affect him. He just turned his face to the other side.
Now I got a solid idea!!I kicked him like a football.
He rolled two times and hit the cot.
"ouccchhhh"he shrieked in pain
"haahaahahaha"I couldn't control my laughter.
"Dayaan kahin ki...paap lagega tujhe ..sote huye ko aise jagate h kya??"(you evil witch..who wakes a sleeping person like this)he almost blasted in anger.
"haahaa..nahi par mare huye ko aise hi jagate h!!"(No but this is the way to wake a dead person) I replied controlling my laughter.
"tum...."he groaned.
"bas bas jaldi se utho aur bahar jao mujhe kapde badalne hai!!"(Enough..now go outside I have to change my clothes)I ordered.
"kyu??kyu jau bahar??"(why should I go outside?)he asked crossing his hands across his chest.
"kyu ki..."(because)I started to stammer.
"haan bolo bolo..."(Yes yes..please answer)he stared at me.
"kyuki mein ladki hu"( because I am a girl)I replied.
"sacchi?? par lagti nahi ho.."(Really?but you don't look like one)he chuckled.
"kyu?kyu nahi lagti? "(Why don't I look like a girl?)I asked.
"kapde dekho jeans phatti hui shirt ladko wali baal bikhre huye kon kahega tum ladki ho..so I m not going anywhere mein toh yehi rahunga.."(Look at your clothes.. ripped jeans.. boys shirt..messed hair..who will call you a girl?)he sat stubbornly on the floor.
"yahaan aao ..."(come here)I called him.
"kyu "(why)he asked.
"aao kuch batana h tumhe.."(come here.I have something to say)I said in seductive tone (at least tried to be)
he came near me ..I stared deep into his eyes..so did he ..I advanced a few steps towards him.and he felt a little awkward I could see it.
"kya kar rhi ho?? Bhoomi.....pagal..ho gyi ho kya..."(what are you doing Bhoomi ?are you crazy?)his voice was choking and he started to step back.
"bhoomi..esa mt kro.."(Bhoomi don't do this) he hit the door.
I went near him and whispered in his ears,"ab yakin ho gya ki mein ladki hu.."(Now do you believe I'm a girl?)
"ab jao..."(Now go)I pushed him outside and banged the door on his face.
I smiled as he hit the door and yelled "chudail"
"wese chudail bhi ladki hoti h "(BTW Chudail is a girl too) I taunted from inside.
I started to search for my clothes which gonna wear today!!I was about to wear my black jeans and white top but rajiv's words had some effect on me.so I decided to wear my blue suit, mom says I look like a pretty girl in it so lets test her theory.
I wore my suit and combed my hair put a bindi on my forehead,applied some lipstik, thanks to anjali's makeup kit which she gave me to put in my bag as her bag was full.
I came out.
"Rajiv...."I called out his name ,he was nowhere to be seen.
I tripped on the stony road ,I closed my eyes and waited for a painful crash with the ground.
but I felt a strong pair of arms around me...I opened my eyes and two deep black orbs captured them
I was lost in them.
"aap thik ho??"(Are you okay?)a voice broke my trance.
I realised it was Rajiv!!
"haan mein thik hu.."(yes..I am fine)I replied.
He seemed not to recognise me.
"oye ab bol ki mein ladki nhi lagti.."(Now tell me if I don't Look like a girl ?) I taunted.
"Bhoomi????"he was shocked