Requested by BoyfriendSecretlyGay"Ha ha ha, very funny" Negan sarcastically said after the horrible joke I made. He rolled his eyes as he continued to go on with what he was doing, but I followed him as i made it my new mission to make him laugh with one of my jokes
"Come on Negan, it was funny" I snickered as I thought of it again, but he thought otherwise
"If you're only here to make shitty little jokes then leave. I'm very fucking busy and I don't need you following me like the lost puppy you are" he spat as he pushed me aside, leaving me speachless. that hit me hard, harder than I thought it could.
I wasn't scared of Negan but he can really piss me off sometimes, and that really did. How dare he call me a lost puppy, I'll show him what I can do and he'll regret throwing me away. Right after I make him laugh
I went to my room to let Negan cool off for a while and wait until he's in the dinner room for lunch.
After a while I got bored, quickly. I wondered around my room and I've read every book in my room, and I'm not a book lover - but I still did it. I made my bed and cleaned the room, but It was still nowhere near the time for lunch. Fuck it
I walked out the room and marched towards Negan, his back was turned as he stood - looking out onto the field of walkers he had created.
I stood beside him as he kept his stance the same, but he knew I was there. "If I were a walker I'd chews you" I laughed, hitting the bar with my hand. But Negan still didn't look impressed. He only looked at me - rolled his eye and walked away, leaving me once again.
I huffed, running after him "Negan, please" I said, blocking his way. But instead of stopping him I tripped on a stone and fell to the floor. I landed on my back but it didn't hurt that much but it still sent a small stinging pain down my spine.
"Shit" I cursed as I tried to get up. But I stopped when I saw Negan holding in a laugh
"Are you... are you okay?" He bit his lip but his huge smile gave away what he was so desperate to do. I nodded as I got up and that set him off. He toppled over laughing as he clenched his jaw from the pain of how wide his mouth went, he coughed with each breath as he stood up again as glanced at me - laughing once more.
It was now my turn to look unimpressed as he best over and rested his hands on his knees as he laughed even harder "Oh Fuck! Now that was funny" he somehow managed to get out in between breaths.
After all these times of making puns and jokes it only took me to fall over to make him laugh. At least now my mission was complete
"I think after that I'm gonna make you my wife" he laughs died down to a low chuckle as I rolled my eyes at his words
"It's about time"
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Did you see my shitty attempt of a joke 'if I was a Walker I'd chews you' ahahhahaha not funny....
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Negan // Imagines
Fanfiction|Started 20 November 2016| Just some imagines about Negan, what can go wrong? Warning ~ contains Smut, violence, strong language and of course extreme fluffiness!! Want to know it it's like to imagine Negan doing the best and/or worst things to you...