Conor Maynard imagines

My mum pranked you

"Hello everybody today I'm joined with my mother y/m/n"

"Hello" my mum waved into the camera

"Me and my mum have decided to do something a little bit different" I say and my mum nodded "we are going to be pranking my boyfriend Conor Maynard, because he's pranked me a fair few times, mum would you like to explain how we're going to be planking him"

"Yes,so I'm going to call Conor and ask him about his and y/n you know private times" my mum said

"I think he's gonna flip out" I say as my mum got Conor's number up on her phone "stay as serious as you can though"

"Okay" my mum chuckled "god I'm so nervous" she said

The phone rang a couple of times, before Conor answered

"Hello?"

"Hi, Conor its y/m/n y/n's mum"

"Oh sorry hi" Conor said, which made me quietly giggle

"Sorry I haven't caught you at a bad time have I?" My mum asked trying not to laugh

"Err no, it's fine everything...okay" Conor stammered

"Yes, so you and y/n have been dating a few months now, and she doesn't tell me anything"

"Okay?" Conor said slowly,obviously confused to where this going. I covered my hand over my mouth to stop laughing.

"And since your both adults now, and you've moved in together, well..there's no simple way to say this except from just saying it so are you and y/n you know having sex" my mum asked and we both covered our mouths from laughing

I heard my phone buzz, so I picked it up and saw a message from Conor to show my mum

Conor-your mum's on the phone, asking about our sex life. What should I say???

I didn't reply.i wanted him to do this on his own even though this could be embarrassing.

"Conor?"

"Sorry err"

"You know,just so I know, y/n tells me nothing and it's just a mothers concern you know how it is" my mum said

"Yeah?" Conor said awkwardly making me and my mum look at each other trying not to laugh. He should not know what it's like to have a mothers concern lmao

"So, it's just a simple question, yes or no"

"Maybe y/n should answer"

"Well that's why I'm asking you,she never tells me anything; and I just want what's best for my daughter, so are you guys you know having sex?"

"Errr....yeah" Conor stuttered

"How many times a day" my mum said and Conor awkwardly laughed

"You know, like once I guess" he said shyly.

"Are you using the right protection?"

"Yeah, y/n's on the pill isn't she?"

"Yeah,but you never know with these things, you always want to make sure you are 100% protected" my mum said

"Err yeah" he laughed "don't worry"

"Alright one more thing"

"Yeah"

"How are you,with dealing around pranks" my mum asked

"Huh?"

"Conor" I laugh into the phone

"Wait" Conor said "did you prank me"

"Yeah, we got you" I laugh giving my mum a high five

"Oh my god y/n that is not funny, my heart is beating out my chest" Conor said

"Sorry Conor, y/n made me do it" my mum said and Conor laughed

"I felt bad,because I was about to record a song, and when you asked if I was busy I didn't want to say no"

"Awh Conor" I laugh

"You wasted my time for nothing"

"You completely fell for it"

"Babe that was probably the worst thing you could ever do to me,I can't look your mum in the eye again" Conor said and my mum and I laughed

"Why" I chuckle

"Because I told her that we have sex" he said and I laughed "oh god,alright well I need to go but I'll see you later"

"Okay"

"Love you" I giggle

"I love you to see ya" Conor laughed

"I think we got him"