Evan- Can you stop spamming your Instagram for just one fucking day it makes me scared to open the damn app.
Connor- I want to die but that's okay because at least I have aspirations.
Jared-WALKER JAMESON ENGLE GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE! (Said by me to my friend about a day ago because we were trying to do a pretty display and this bitch decides to just shrek the entire thing)
Alana-I need a chair!
Person: //brings Alana a chair and sets it up all nice.//
Alana: //smacks the chair across the stage// ITS NOT HOW I WANT IT.
Zoe- "All I want is a fucking coke but THE MACHINES DON'T ACCEPT BILLS!"
Heidi- "I study my ass off for what? A fucking A-?! This is the end for me."
Larry- "His dick is so small you can't feel it but it's okay because he'll pleasure you with a fuckin baseball bat if you give him the chance."
Cynthia- "Why the fuck are you talking to me when your iq is equivalent to that of a corn chip?"
That's all guys it's almost 3AM and I can't sleep lmao I'm not inspired so imma just stare at my wall bye guys.
I love you my Carcrashovercastyoungbloods
-Emily aka Foblvr
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