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Headcanons

These are my personal ones-

-Kleinsen is fucking real and the government knows it
-Evan wants a tattoo of an acacia tree
-Jared's mom doesn't accept him.
-Heidi essentially adopts Jared because of it.
-Jared is more depresso than Evan but refuses to show it as a sign of weakness.
-Connor's favorite color is purple
-Connor's favorite meme is dat boi.
-Jared shamelessly picks his nose.
-Cynthia asks Zoe to do her makeup on a regular basis
-Zoe and Connor braid train
-Doing vine impressions turns Jared on.
-everybody gay as shit.
-Evan and Jared are college roommates
-They have a cat named Gypsy.
-Every character has survived some sort of traumatic event that was not in their background or the script.
-Connor actually was a shallow asshole and killed himself because he wanted to change but he couldn't.
-Zoe and Connor actually having a healthy relationship.
-Evan's favorite soup is egg drop.
-Jared can cook really well.
-Zoe wants to be an actress when she grows up.
-Hospitals are like second homes to Evan and Jared.
-Jared's father left like Evan's and that's what they first bonded over.
-Jared's mom is homophobic.
-Evan hated himself after the Connor project so he told everyone.

And my personal favorite (this is one I came up with it's kind of a conspiracy theory)

So like

I know it was written into the script early on that Connor took Evan's meds to 'get high off of' and that's what he killed himself with but like.

Guys when Cynthia is with Evan in Connor's room at the end of Act one, she is super hesitant about giving Evan Connor's Tie.

What if that tie was what he used to kill himself.

Like he hung himself with it and now by wearing it Evan will always have Connor with him.

Evan also fidgets with it as you will be found starts to play, and he looks as if he is about to cry.

It all adds up.

Just think about it.

That is all

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-Emily aka Foblvr