Okay. So, like... Wattpad can be a bitch for no reason (still love it tho) anyways, keep reading it will happen.
Okay so in class today, science, I was sitting next to mari31ostrander and we were chilling. So, the teacher was like 'blah blah, can you tell me the answer to this?' and I whispered under my breath, "I know this, but don't call on me'. She thought I was talking so she called on me.
Her: Jazmine
Me: no!
Her: yes *asks question again*
Me: why would you call on the stupidest kid here?
Her: just answer the question
Me: I don't know
Mari: *says something like an answer*
Me: is it *says answer*...I don't know, that's what Mari said
Mari: *sucks teeth* really?
Me: well, if I'm going down, your coming with me
*Me and Mari laughs*
Her: okay, that's why you need to stop talking *Goes on with lesson*
XD I'm still laughing
Also, I was in English, and there is this really bad dude in my class and the extra teacher in there he really hates her (she knows it and says he is her best friend out of a joke towards him), now..this class is the craziest class I have with the most bad, but funny peers. They don't even care about the detention or anything, they have legit balls, well more than me
So today, she walked in, and one of the dudes best friend said
Dudes best friend: Yo, your girlfriend is here
Me:*starts holding breath to not laugh*
Her: escuse me. I am married and I don't date little boys.
Oh God, I laughed so hard, still am.
Anyways, now here is the surprise.
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A sneak peak of what I look like! Also, yes, I am pulling my shirt because I wanted it to be clear what It said because why not? I swear I have a face! Just really ugly one *snorts at own joke* I don't have tattoos, remember I am still in school and shit. I have more shirts like that and also, I don't look like a box, I promise XD
