SHITS AND GIGGLES

the shade tho....

Mkay, so I have gym...*gags* and so I believe Wednesday we had to sit out because there was an event taking place in the gym and so me and my bitch sat next to each other...

So the band was there, doing there thang ya know? And so

Her: omg, I'mma show you something fine

Me:...okay..

Her:*grabs my shoulder and I turn my head to see a certain kid* you cannot say he isn't  damn fine girl

Me: ..I guess

Her: he is a major fuck boy but like damn bitch! He plays the drum too! Bitch is fine as fuck *keeps talking*

Me:*nods*

So, a few more minutes later and then I took my glasses off and like, for real no lie, did..

Me:*taps her on the shoulder*

Her: yeah?

Me: is it sad that I might not be able to see but I can fully see that you are a thirsty ass bitch?

....we both laughed lmao

And then today happened and we were doing the FiTnEsS GrAm  pAcEr TesT (legit tho) and my bitch was like, " I'm not doing that shit bitch! Hell nah!"

Me: *grabs hand* bitch, if I'm doing this shit, you doin it too! We can do this together, hand in hand if we have to

Her:...okay...

So, me and her laughed at the voice because of the meme and shit as we ran and XD

Well, I stopped at 27 as she stopped at 5 and I shouldn't have done that because I don't drink and didn't eat before so I was legit bout to pass out and forced  myself to keep running...I felt like I could cough up blood for the whole day *laughs hard*

Anyways, what happen was we sat down and I was heavy breathing and heaving

Bitch: bitch, you better die on anyone else but me!

Me: *sings horribly because I'm getting sick and also was dieing* BaBy Won'T yOu cOmE mY wAaaaaayy

Her:*sings also* bitch get the fuCk awaaaayyy

And then a few minutes later of sitting on the bench it smelled horrible *laughs again* and...I'm a bitch

Fren: it smells horrible

Me: *turns to him* it is fucking you, fren, you finally smell yourself
.....

We all laughed...I was okay lmao