SHITS AND GIGGLES

cArdI b

XD qoutes I would use lmao: 

I'm Cardi B and I'm from New Bronx
Go  a little bit more into depth, you aren't just 'Cardi B from New Bronx'
'Ello there, I'm Cardi B from New Bronx

You paying both of there rent?
Yes!
You know you ain't paying both of there rent

A girl have beef with me, she gonna have beef with me FOREVA

I'm classy! But I can be classy-ERRR

You think I'mma give you pussy cause you cute? MEeeHHH

Why are you even here? Why are you even here?
In the audience?
Yeah, that dumb fucking fat bitch right there!
Why are you even here?
What?
Remember when you told me I was just going to be a fucking stripper? Look at you now, watching me bitch!

I'm not gonna wear a jacket cause I want mofo to see this

Who's your favorite musician this year?
MEEEEEEE!

I'mma take that hypothermia for fashion; a hoe Neva gets cold!

Sit on my cock...yeah I have too much of an ass for that.

My spirit animal? I dunno, a monkey or an ape because bitch dunno how to behave

Damn, I want you and that's real..
Well, I don't and that ain't fake

For the ones who leave mean comments, suck a dick and die, choke on the dick because that would be a tragic way to die. They'll be like at the funeral and say, "how did they die?" BECAUSE THEY CHOKED ON A DICK AND DIED.

Favorite line to say:

I'm a lil cocky
What are you cocky about? The music-
SUckIn DiCk