SHITS AND GIGGLES

SUCK MY ASS

Me and lil shit usually say to each other, "suck my dick"...

So these are my smartass comebacks:

1.)
Brother: suck my dick

Me: suck my dick!

Brother: you don't even have one!

Me: exactly! And it is still bigger than yours!

2.)

Brother: suck my dick!

Me: suck mine!

Brother: no, mine!

Me: sorry, small things are choking hazards

3.)
Me: suck my dick

Him: no! You suck mine!

Me: sorry, I don't have a microscope

Him: what?

Me: it is not seen by the naked eye

XD I'm an asshole, all the way...and I usually say suck my dick first....lmao