SHITS AND GIGGLES

SKIRRRT

Mkay. Well, I'm giving myself a head ache from saying NO L'S ARE TAKEN...SMH

We are at a diner and so, I told a story

JHONPAUL-PAULJHON

It was about her dad

Me: skirrt

Him: skeet skeet

So, at the diner, I told the story.

Mum: that was an old saying back in the day, *says loudly kinda* skeet skeet, to the window to the wall, till the sweat drops off my balls

Aunt:*says mom name*

Mom: hey, that is how it goes *looks quickly to the booth next to us and sees people* oops

XD

Also, I had a French onion soup and I used a fork to take the cheese off and I ate it of course..

I put it back in as the waitress came back and I explained

I PROMISE IM NOT STUPID, I AM GOING TO USE A FORK, I CAN EXPLAIN

She said it was fine lol

XD oh God, the pressure