SHITS AND GIGGLES

WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD?

Sammy2427

Me: the person on the couch

confusedotcom_it_me: *does something stupid*

Me: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKIN LAV YOU

just kidding ....we love you

Anyways this is a fluffy storytime for my sis UndertaleMallow

Anyways, lets go

So, one night I am sitting with my (middle child) brother at the table in the dining room.

I got bored and we were just plainly talking and such and so I said,

ITSA ME, MARRRIIOOO

(it is the OG Mario not the interesting one...)

Brother: what?

Me: it is Mario...like Mario and Luigi....

You know what this boy said to me?

Brother:. Oh I don't speak Spanish

Pfft....mofo this ain't even Spanish!

Me: what? There Italian! Not Spanish!

Legit...I was about to flip tables. I legit left the room. I was done.

Why?

Poor boy, why?

Also, he gets on my nerves sometimes.

He acts like he speaks Spanish but at the same time doesn't say anything right

Him: hola, Como esta!

Me: no, bro, it is hola, como estas
(It means hello, how are you?)

It goes worse from there.

I wanna kill him lol

Him: no touchas

Me: you son of a bitch it is no mas touchas
(It means don't touch)

God. Forgive me. I want to slap the shit out of him