WHY I AM A PANDA AND CUDDLEABLE

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....I'm always warm. Like legit wear dresses with no legging in fucking 30 degree weather and tell you it is hot as fuck. I legit had sweat running down my face a bit not lying. I have a very warm body lmao XD legit my friend (poptart queen) said she wants to take me to the doctor because of me not being cold in the weather sometimes...

My friend: how are you not freezing?

Me: CAUSE A HOE NEVA GETS COLD

XD
I mean sometimes it is cold but not usually

It blows alot Because people use me to warm up lmao XD they'll take my arm or my hand and I'll be like:

DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING PERSONAL RADIATOR?

this also answers why I wear shorts alot or hate pants or wear short sleeve or no sleeve because I fucking sweat bitch XD lmao

I don't wear jackets nor nothing as a layer of warmth unless you want to see legit poring sweat off me.

More reasons why people don't want to date me lmao XD because I have a weirdo fucking body that sweats from just a jacket

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