SHITS AND GIGGLES

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING

I did this before my brothers were born...so I didn't do this as suicidally...I didn't mean to either, just me being three or so

I have this strawberry shortcake doll, still do, and I decided to play mommy...

I went into the bathroom and i said "okay, mommy has to go to work.." something along the lines.

I put her on the counter top and got a shaving razor and holy shit I cut my upper lip and my Cupid's bow
I didn't know any better!

So I began to cry and ran downstairs with my doll

My mom fucking flipped XD she didn't know what to do with a three year old that is gushing out blood...so she called our neighbors, ironically was a nurse, but wasn't home but her son was! And he said I would be fine...

I'm okay XD lmao