SHITS AND GIGGLES

How my friends call me and how i enter into a conversation with them

Yup bitch I can be confident.

More than that.

Obnoxious.

I mean, not really. That was a bit exaggerated. I really am that person that hates to show off and am really kind.

Anyways.

So, one of my friends, "husband" not confusedotcom_it_me (I swear I'm not cheating lmao)
Okay let's back it up.

We are like besties.

Best besties and it is an inside joke.

Anyways, Everytime we see each other in math or so, she'll say

IS THAT MY BEST WIFE?

or

IS THAT MY BEST FRIEND, JAZMINE?

Then I will do something confident or a pose and say, "yes" lmao

XD

Or I will walk up to my friends in the hallway and strut kinda and say

YOUR PAN QUEEN IS HEERE!

lmao XD I guess that's badass