Mkay. My birthday is May third, living like Larry, lol
Anyways, one year, me and my friend NagelysMejias decided to go to the corner store as like a gift for me like a bag a chips or something because, why not?
You have to know, I love birthdays! Alot, alot. Because of food....i mean being with you
So, at the cash register she was paying the lady and you know what I did...
....
I mofo whispered near her ear and said...
"It is my birthday!"
Pfft
She gave me a mofo look like, STFU and why?
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