SHITS AND GIGGLES

bathrooms...ugh public too...

Hah you thought I wasn't? I am serious.

Warning: I am stupid as fuck and I was about 6,7,10 yrs. Old.

Storytime one:

Mkay. So I was maybe eight or six..I'm bad at remembering sometimes.

Anyways, I was in Kmart and had to go to the bathroom. *Face palms Because I knows what happens*

So, my grandmother walked me to the bathroom and let me go in my myself.

Ugh. I'm fucking stupid ....retarted. let's not lie..

So, my lil bean self decided to go to the bathroom and go in the stall which the lock wasn't working..I *starts laughing in real life* so the door opened a bit while whatever and at the exact moment...

Like what was running in my head when I was six or so?

And a *starts giggling at myself* lady *pffft* walked in and me and her just was like...oh..XD I can't stop laughing...lmao
XD I love my lil stupid mind back then

Storytime 2:

Mkay.

O Lord save me.

So, once, again I was a lil babe at the age of...seven or eight? And it was in McDonald's

*Sighs but still am smiling at my stupid young self*

And this time the lock worked and there was one person also there and what happened was the lights were I guess motion sensor...

The lights went off when I legit just got into the stall...

So, at a lil age of mine and was very afraid of the dark, not anymore kinda...(you:*adds me being afraid of the dark to me being cute list lmao Me:*adds it to why I am a lil bitch and a baby list*)

I screamed on the top of my lungs

The woman in the stall next to me started talking in Spanish and trying to calm me down lmao

XD oh gawd

Storytime 3:

Oh boy...this shows my stupidity honestly.

I was ten or eleven and I was at BJ's and again, had to go to the damn stupid bathroom.

So...I went into the men's bathroom....and didn't notice XD

Like legit.

Even when I saw the urinals..I don't know I was like "oh that's cool they added that for the little boys when there mum doesn't want them to leave.." XD this shows my innocent self and side...I am honestly still innocent and like things pass over my head and it is bad sometimes lmao

So, I washed my hands and...pfft.

A guy walked in.

He smiled at me...and I smiled back and nodded.  Wtf why? Like and it was like we both knew something or so.

And still was confused as ever till I left and saw the sign.

XD

This is a feature why I am paroniod with public bathrooms (also just the fact of germs and stuff) and why I would rather peed my pants...yeah...lmao

I hope you giggled and was ackward as me....

Also I felt ackward writing this and felt stupid...enjoy