Guy: hey, can I have your number?
Me: sure!
Guy:...
Me: it is...484-532-nevergoingtohappen
Wonder why I'm single...
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Fuck boy vs. innocent asshole part two
Guy: hey, can I have your number?
Me: sure!
Guy:...
Me: it is...484-532-nevergoingtohappen
Wonder why I'm single...