SHITS AND GIGGLES

being pansexual

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My friends are mofo wierd...but I kinda love them

Today, one of my kind friend was at my table thingy in homeroom and I told her I had to tell her something...

I held put my arms to hug her before saying it, but she sat on my lap XD

Me: i- I wasn't...I wanted to give you a hug (yes, I do stutter, no I wasn't blushing she is like my daughter ew)

Her: *shrugs* I know, I just wanted to sit

XD my daughter brings me life

Anyways, I was like....

Me: I'm pansexual

Her:* gets up and hugs me*

Other friend (my bitch): wait..your what?

So. I had to explain *eyeroll*

My friend had to sit down and my bitch say next to me.

My bitch: please don't be in love with me

Me: you whore, that doesn't work like that. I am able to love anyone or like anyone, doesn't mean I like you nor want to fuck anyone in this room!

Her: I'm sorry, I like dick. I like all dick, small dick, hairy, long, dry- I don't care

Me: *laughs at her* mkay, well, I don't like you nor anyone in this school

I legit...laughed for five minutes.