SHITS AND GIGGLES

crushes

I don't like em. Never been with a crush. (*Cough cough cough you can change that confusedotcom_it_me cough cough)

So, this year I had a kinda crush on my bestie, anime boy. Not anymore nor do I have one....
Anyways..

You know, his birthday was this year lol

I made him a homemade card and said this year, I will say something cute or flirtatious when I give it to him..

Now..I have no clue how to flirt. I can't flirt. I don't seduce people. I am very Innocent in a way. I just...don't do that. I don't show off or "turn" on people. I am a fucking trashcan for sake.

Anyways, the day comes and I walk in school and I was smiling.

Oh boy, I was ready.

Something cute.

Something flirtatious.

Something HoT.

You know what I said?

I saw him in the hallway and gave him a side hug while I gave him the card.

Next time I saw him, I said...

"What's cooking good-looking?"

*Face palm*

He laughed at me

Now I am too lol

I am just a smol, tall lil trashcan

Oops.