I was maybe ten or eleven, and I got stitches for the first time.
So, somebody broke glass and put it in a garbage bag (me lmaaoooo) and didn't tell me...so when my chore came to take out the trash(me) I did..
But the bag had it's own like..kinda swing and it hit me on the side of my leg...
So, I saw like meat and gushing blood out of my leg and I was like...wtf? Kinda amazed but scared.
I threw the fucking trash bag into the can and ran XD
I screamed MOM! IM BLEEDING
Mom: *sitting*come here, lemme see
Me:*lays next to her and shows her my leg*
Mom:*to her now ex* hey, can you give me something to stop the bleeding...it can't be that bad
So, he gave her a towel and she starts to pat it and her face expression changed.
Mom: oh...uh..call the ambulance
Me: WHAT!?!?!
I DONT FUCK WITH THE DOCTORS BITCH!
.....at the hospital now, I am laying down, dieing.
Doctor: okay, this might hurt
Mom: wait, aren't you going to give her drugs or so?
Dr.: No,it would be faster without it
BITCH, THIS IS MY FUCKIN BODY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND YOU....
I didn't get drugs and he told me not to move and such..so I was like Kristine Stuart and had tears running down my face...I only said ow maybe once or twice...
My mom was proud XD
Dr:look, it is now stitched
Me: *looks* ew..it's ugly
XD my first problem I saw was that it was ugly stitched and not the fact my leg wasn't in a kabob
Dr.: Oh no..I'm not fully done, we will tighten it and it will look better
It was okay I guess...XD
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